: About Me

I am a humorist and columnist. My articles, under the bi-line Sunnyside Up and Down and Of That & This appeared in Courier Life, Brooklyn Graphic and Home Reporter I also wrote irreverently and irregularly for United Feature Syndicate where my humorous articles appeared nationwide. My passion is screenwriting, I optioned two to Rosa Collosemo, an Australian Film Producer. And sold a screenplay to Transworld Attractions. I've written twenty-five screenplays and six novels.I enjoy looking at the bright side of life and finding humor in the everyday disappointments and strifes. I'm currently working on my seventh humorous novel.

My passion is ...

writing, photography, drawing

I know too much about ...

human nature

My parents always told me ...

believe in yourself

My childhood ambition ...

to be a dancer

My favorite memory ...

Being crowned Miss Hotdog in Coney Island. It was fun.

Why I write ...

Can't help myself

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I read everything, watch nature shows, listen to talk radio

My first job ...

Metropolitan Life Insurance Company as a typist

My best moment ...

There are a few, the birth of my daughters, marrying my husband Pat,

My inspiration ...

Life

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Pets

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THE WEE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING Rule of thumb: Never excite a dog who has to pee Having a puppy is wonderful. Lots of fun. Never a dull moment, They're absolutely adorable. But before you opt for a young whippersnapper, you might want to take certain things into consideration, such as the inordinate amount of times a puppy has to pee and poop. Try to sleep when a dog is awake. It's a fantasy. They simply won't allow it. So up you go. Out into the cold, dark night. Hoping he will get the idea really fast. Just like a newborn baby, a young pup has limited bodily fluid retention powers. Whic...

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