: About Me

Well hello, thugs. I am a proud recent recipient of a B.A. degree in literature from the University of California, Santa Barbara. I just wish I knew what it looks like...the pricks won't send it to me until I pay my library fee of $26. After $60,000 for the rest of my education, one might assume $26 could be written off. Oh, how I love bureaucracy. I know it's not much, but in all honesty I haven't paid it because I think it's a big crock. Here's a big F- You! But I guess they have caught onto my scheme, because I have 30 days to repay it or they are going to send me to a collections agency. For $26 dollars. Yup. 26 buckaroos. so that's what it feels like sticking it to the man. Its really not that fun. More annoying than anything.

joshua.corbelli@gmail.com
AIM: straightbanana13

My passion is ...

living. truly living

I know too much about ...

tree aligators. those wiley devils

My parents always told me ...

never give up

My childhood ambition ...

apparently it was to be short and fat. i guess i did pretty well for myself back then.

My favorite memory ...

prison

Why I write ...

to escape the bouts of uncertainty of everyday life

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

dave matthews band

My first job ...

soccer referee for the lads and lassies

My best moment ...

i try to make it every moment

My inspiration ...

my family