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Jenny Corvette is an erotica writer notorious in her small town of Broken Springs, Michigan for making waves with her local government after they threatened to arrest her for her dirty writing. Proving that the pen is mightier than the sword (not to mention

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Celebrations & Holidays > Celebrations & Holidays (Other) Halloween in light of past cultures: 1 of 6
The winding gravel road twists before you like the dry scales of a slithering snake. Distant, seemingly miles away stands a tall white house, hugged by a tall white fence. You walk towards it, armed with a mere plastic sack of candy, the stones of the street sculpting holes in the bottom of your feet. There's a cornfield on y... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Snakes: 14 of 60
Rattlesnake Blues(sang like a blues song with a southern twang)On the way to an auctionI slipped and I falledBloody drunk and hurtin' heavyfor help I did called.Then there she came like a flame from the outhouse's door,her diamond eyes and velvet skin, her voice a soft roar.From there I fell againand harder this time,her talo... More..
Arts & Humanities > Who & What is Helium Helium writer autobiographies: 17 of 72
In the summer of 1987, an eleven-year-old girl worried about going into junior high. She worried about changing classes every hour and changing clothes for gym. To avoid such worries, she unintentionally tried to distract herself. So she picked up a pencil and a piece of paper, and she began to write a story about cats. It wa... More..
Sciences > Genetics Dolly and the ban on human cloning: 4 of 14
In Greek mythology, Narcissus was a handsome young man who fell in love with his image in a stream and stares at it so long he starves to death. A young woman was foolish enough to fall in love with him. The poor girl wasted away too. Only her voice remained and she was called Echo. While these may only be myths, they teach u... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: First dates: 20 of 62
Whoever said the Grim Reaper was a man was seriously mistaken. No, the Grim Reaper is definately not a man. I know, because I'm a man. And a manly man, at that. I don't mean to brag, but I'm enough of a man to make the Grim Reaper himself shake in his boots. That is, if the Grim Reaper was a man, which he isn't. How do I know... More..
Arts & Humanities > History of Ideas The failure of communism: Did Lenin's Russia follow Marx's Manifesto?: 3 of 9
The words "dictatorship of the proletariat" never appear in Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto. But that doesn't stop the concept from being an important aspect to Marx's theory. While the actual words may not appear, the idea is there, a vague phantom haunting Marxism like Communism haunts Europe. The spectre of proletariat dic... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Memories: 1 of 3
Ginkgo Doesn't Aid... Something... I ForgotDo you often misplace your car keys? Have you ever walked outside naked because you've forgotten which room of the house you're in? Do you sometimes stop in mid-sentence, forgetting what you were going to... uh... have you ever lost your car keys? If you have, what may have been the ... More..
Sciences > Medical Technology Why the American government should fund stem cell research: 2 of 5
Between the years 1537 and 1543, Andreas Vesalius dissected several human cadavers while a professor of anatomy at Padua. With such research he was able to expose for the first time in history the correct anatomy of the human body. There eventually developed a full and exact knowledge of anatomy, which was the first requireme... More..
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Facing death: 26 of 57
Jim Morrison's dark and deep voice echoes through the speakers of my car stereo. This is the end, beautiful friend, the end. My sleek gray car cuts through the foggy darkness, searing the rain beaten road at high speeds. My headlights glare like God into the night. The end, of laughter and soft lies. I'm heading home from wo... More..
Politics, News & Issues > News Industry Satire: The Alternative News 2007: 4 of 8
Bush Opens up Borders to Aliens... from MarsIn his state of the union address last January, President Bush proposed to grant legal status to millions of alien workers from Mars. The proposal would apply to aliens already in this country illegally, as well as those who want to travel to our planet, assuming they already have a... More..