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Creative Writing > Songs Songs: Working: 3 of 33
I work at Kroger, and I bag groceriesI'm a bagger, unlike you other emceesI ask homies " You want Paper or plastic?"I always have fun, because its always fantasticI bag faster than a band of elasticFor the customers sake im always EnthusiasticI smile and say "thank you and have a nice day"They smile politely and say "ok"When ... More..
Travel > Travel (Other) Spring break horror stories: 4 of 9
Locked in a portajohn for 2 days? Believe it.Last spring break, I was goin to go golfing with my friend Don Jackson. We live in Florida. I live by jacksonville, and he lives near orlando. We decided to make the trip Sawgrass. I packed my clubs and clothes, and headed out in my jeep wrangler. On the way, I had to pee really ba... More..
Sports & Recreation > Swimming Tips for choosing swimming goggles: 4 of 9
Goggles, a window into the water. Goggles can be useful, but they can be a pain. Especially when your are in a chlorinated pool and you oh so reliable goggles become your worst enemy. Here are a couple tips for choosing a good pair of goggles. First, don't go to some store like target of k mart if you want goggles to last, go... More..
Creative Writing > Songs Songs: Breaking up: 173 of 240
I enjoyed love, when not writing out my pink slipsTo escape those awful cracks from the whipsYeah, I was in the dreamy state called loveBut I awoke to this cold water, and my heart is as hard as my nipsSo its time to partI can't any morenor can my heartDon't try to stop me, because my mind is sureI have a case of the blues, a... More..
Society & Lifestyle > Racism Talking to your kids about racial stereotypes: 36 of 43
My school has almost every ethnicity you can imagine. I live in Troy Michigan, and we are known for having a very diverse culture.When i was growing up till about the age of 14, I lived in Lake Orion, where everyone was caucasion. When moving to Troy, i was in for a big suprise.I think my parents did a good job talking to me.... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Breathing: 132 of 147
Repeat Repeat RepeatGo to sleepRepeat Repeat RepeatUsing oxygen as the coal for my trainIm going to my dystanyUntil this train breaks downand it metal turns to scrapand the smoke ceases More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Dishonesty: 147 of 163
I loved the ceramic statue of trust you made for meIt was so creative and lovely, full of purity(Why did you smash it on the floor?It will take a ten times the amount of thetime you spent on it to glue all the pieces together) More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Boredom: 185 of 200
Where is my mind?Where it lies lonesome?If the earth is so vastWhere is the excitement of it all?Maybe I live to fastTo entertain the sponge in my skull. More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Cloudy skies: 154 of 164
Innoculating the blank canvas with diversityPoofy or Flat, White or Dark,Bringing my life to realityThis time they've gone to far More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Hate: 194 of 200
We are all islandsWhen will we surface?So many of us live beneath the seaWhen will the volcano burst, and emerge meEmerge me out of the water into the airWhere everything isnt reflected to be perfectWhen will I learn to hateand see the world the way it really is?I want to stay beneath the sea. More..