: About Me

Greetings and Good Times To All Who Enter!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Is this microphone on? I hope I'm doing this right.

Greetings cyberwriters. Welcome to my little cyber-hollow in "the Helium". It's kinda cool isn't it? Take a big hit of "light air" and go " Helium" with me.

My name is Randy and this is my personal center and my first draft at a unbias biography of myself. I'm trying. I go by several names, depending on what portion of my 32 various characters of my personality are talking to me. I am (a) "Mind Pilot" when I am discussing some of the outer space experiences we all share. And I am "The Ghost of the Unknown Writer" when I am discussing other projects I have written. Most of all, I'm a bit of a character. I'm tidy. I have good manners but I have an edge to my writing that expresses a certain sense of humor I hope you will enjoy.

As a writer I am completely a novice. I'll write about anything. Everything. I am a full blown amature who hopes to be a songwriter someday, when I grow up. I am old enough to know better but I am still young enough to ask questions. Aside from writing about everything I am also an amature singer and "pa-rum-pum-pum-drummer" who loves most everything... Oh...I also have a day job, so don't think I'm rich. In fact, with my writing I hope to entertain you, enlighten you and inspire you. And by all means make money doing it.

I write in a quirky style that I personally call: "science friction". It's not science fiction because my topics are always truthful yet exposed in a sort of "frictional" way to put a twist on it.That's not to say I'm not like science fiction it's just I'm a little less make-believe. For instance I write about the Bible and I inform my readers that when the original Bible was being put together the writers were writing with the intelligence of a "modern world" where the actual earth was scientifically flat. Get it.

Oh hey! With my "science friction" I might discuss the second-coming of the Lord Jesus and let my readers know that no matter how moral we Americans will try to claim ourselves the real truth is our national commerce, our real gross national product, our money making signifcance is fueled by our nations largest profit making business: Pornography. It's the truth. Stunning, isn't it. But it's true. Oh Jesus is gonna be a bit upset with the truth don't you think...Ha-Ha. I hope you really like this type of writing. And I hope to play with a lot of fun in mind.

And...because of my love for physics and metaphysics I will be playing on all ends of what interests you. Really. I don't intend to let you down. Here at "Helium" I'm more than nationwide.

So, thank you for coming to my hollow. Come see me again and come tither a tale. Inside here I have words I want to show you. Inside here I have things I want to share. Oh..Keep an eye out for my next "psychadelapoem" called: "The Hanging".... It should make you stare. In hopes you will cheer. It should be in the political or religious section. Coming soon.

Before You Leave I Have To Apologise For My Picture:

So here I am exposing myself but I have to apologise because I couldn't provide a picture because my sense of vanity prohibits me to do so. You see, I haven't taken a "good picture" of myself lately. But I think I should begin to do so. I'm sorry for this. So...Ho!Ho!Hee!Hee!Ha! Ha! There won't be a picture of me in that little box up there in the right. But I assure I will eventually. Thanks. Please check out my stuff. Your friend: Randy, the Mind Pilot.

PS...Oh no, I'm not you. I am a lot like you but I am not you. I am me. Besides....I've checked out a lot of your "bio's" and there is a lot of you missing. Is that because you too are not you? Or is that because you haven't become "easy" enough to expose yourself? Awww, c'mon. Let's play a little. Get off the "serious" and get real. This could be a fun place to play. Space to Earth....See you soon........High Five! (This is all mine) I know this "spell check" doesn't really work. But, what do you really get for free? Ha-Ha...C'mon in. The "helium" is fine! That is, so far. Let's see. You can fly with me.

Politics, News & Issues > War & Peace Congress should use Bush's Latest $25 Billion For Withdrawal from Iraq

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Yes! Yes! Yes! It's plain to see anything this administration does fails. If they do anything successful it's the ability to mismanage everything. And, in order for America to compensate for this mismanagement trait Congress needs to immediately begin to start spending this last issue of allocated funds given towards the Iraqi conflict for the necessary withdrawal of American troops and all concerned. And this withdrawal needs to begin now, before these funds are lost, stolen, mismanaged or misused. If you support Americas troops you realize the "Iraq War" was declared over on May 1, 2003....

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