: About Me

My passion is ...

antiquity.

I know too much about ...

random movie shit.

My parents always told me ...

take care of your teeth, your feet, and your knees.

My childhood ambition ...

to be a cashier at Safeway.

My favorite memory ...

there are many.

Why I write ...

to make the voices stop.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

my kitty growl and fart.

My first job ...

eating the neighbor's food and passing out on their couch while their kids were asleep.

My best moment ...

is when I ROCK "Livin' On A Prayer" in the shower.

My inspiration ...

mannequins, raw meat, and sock monkeys.

Creative Writing > Memoirs Testimonies: Identity theft horror stories

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Living at the beach has a tendency to numb a person to the constant nighttime and early morning clatter echoing throughout the alleys. Generally, the homeless and scavengers of recyclables can be found peering under the lid of the trash can. However, there lurks a deadlier and more dastardly foe: the pirates of personal information. A woman that I used to work with was in the bad habit of throwing away all of her receipts without tearing them to bits or burning them (which is the safest option). Although most credit card receipts these days do not display the entire card number, there are ...

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