: About Me

Washing-up, scrubbing down Defrosting, hoovering, fluffing downe This constant onslaught never ends Housework takes over, no time for friends So much to think about , so little time My thoughts obsessed with dirt and grime Add a dash of kids and oily Jim and this cleaning nightmare becomes quite grim The endless heaps of grubby clothes The dirty dishes, my cooking woes Mr. Muscle, Loo the duck The endless battle to beat the muck Ciilitbang, Domestos, Mr. Min which one's best, where do I begin Call in the Cavalry, lend me a hand So we can dissolve this one-man band.