: About Me

My passion is ...

The Pharmacist at Sweetbay thinks I am a STONER. LOL

I know too much about ...

STONERS SMOKE CANNABIS.

My parents always told me ...

STAY AWAY from SWEETBAY, they will not take you serious

My childhood ambition ...

Try to gain the respect of a Sweetbay Pharmacist

My favorite memory ...

The day a Sweetbay Pharmacist said I looked like a STONER

Why I write ...

Because it is better than being STONED

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

WHY PEOPLE DISCRIMINATE

My first job ...

shoveling SHIT

My best moment ...

WHEN A SWEETBAY PHARMACIST verified a script for the 100th time

My inspiration ...

Jim Morrison/ Thomas Edison/ Winston Churchill,Michael Palin

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