: About Me

I am fat,fifty two years old.Born summer solstice fifty four.I like getting big spoons of peanut butter, dipping in sugar then standing saying umm, um mmmmmm-a cha mmmm.It's a similar pleasure as finding a lump of un-dissolved drinking chocolate in your cup.
I'm absolutely anti-religion.When you tell your average Christian that, they go off on this " I agree with you. I am not religious, I merely have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
if you say that you are religious, you have managed to commit to something that has no basis in fact, and is an emotional response to a tough world, in which most people are concerned with themselves and their families.I am fascinated with science fiction, or 'space opera' as it's now called. I write myself. I already have a couple of blogs on other portals, and have been a maniacal writer for many a year.(I just luvv pedantry, and bad spelling.As long as ideas and concepts are exchanged, the rest is just puerile, asinine braying. "I can see that you maybe don't understand it, you can't even spell it!"
I can't spell too well,I can't seem to retain information like double letters or 'I' before 'E',except after 'C', rule exceptions. I can make myself understood.
I have a wife and 2.4 children (I rounded the sum to a lower integer for convenience)I have a mortgage, We have two cars, for two jobs. I, run a vehicle breakdown center at night. 7pm until 7 am. 4 nights on four off.
The job itself is tolerable, but can be high pressure when busy on my own.Jill, my partner wife ,is some kind of carer for housing associations.She's part time.Both our cars are French, a Peugeot 406 auto estate, and a Renault Laguna. I like french cars. Lots of gadgets and lights and fuses and the brakes are always good.
I am musical. I play guitar, harmonica, b flat trumpet/cornet/tenor horn.I'm leaning the keyboards too.Best instrument after the guitar is my voice. I'm a better singer than anything else. I have been in bands as front man for years, until latterly.Shifts stop you booking things up.I love sketching. I was awful at it too. I stayed with it though, and now, shock myself with the quality of my drawings.I get compliments, and my draftsmanship has improved beyond measure. I can draw surrealist stuff thats in my head,and find it very rewarding.Oh, I am good at tongue twisters too. Never met my match.Did I say I was fat?

My passion is ...

peanut butter & sugar

I know too much about ...

Religion

My parents always told me ...

things I didn't wanna hear.

My childhood ambition ...

lorry driver ,distance (achieved)

My favorite memory ...

riding motorbikes

Why I write ...

coz I'm a bigmouth, and I want to see reaction!

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

sci-fi,corry, e/enders,the Bill,doctors,radio 4,my mp3's

My first job ...

die sinker.That's hand finishing of forging dies.

My best moment ...

meeting Jill

My inspiration ...

stupidity of war/religion,and deitys.Ferraris,Bently and kung fu movies

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