: About Me

Greetings!

My name is Levi S. Johnston, living in Ohio. I have a B.S. Biology from the University of Charleston, WV, (with a theatre minor). I also have several graduate-level courses completed from when I almost became a teacher. However, several months of substitute teaching mostly middle schoolers scared me away from that as I discovered an innate ability to not keep classroom order. The psychology classes and related biological/developmental knowledge I gleaned have been (mostly) worth the grad school loans I am still repaying.

My goals in life include serving God to my best ability, teaching college, singing full-time, owning my own business(es), building and running a theatre, becoming a competent copyeditor/proofreader/voiceover, and writing a few well-received articles, poems, plays, novels, and/or songs. Also, I wish to break the world record in number of times I use/input/utilize the "/" mark within a single bio/about me text block/passage.

Instead of actually doing most of those things right now, I am working as an engineering assistant for a steel shop in Ironton, OH. My wife Rebecka and I live in South Point and attend Sunshine Free Will Baptist Church in Huntington, WV, where evidently I am in training to help lead the choir, which is both scary and fun.

I know too much about ...

Nothing...I'm always seeking to learn more.

Why I write ...

to make people laugh and think.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

listening to Southern Gospel music.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Bathrooms

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Gender-Related Perspectives on Bathroom Cleanliness Between our toilet and the bathroom counter sets a toilet brush. This is one of those fancy kinds of toilet brushes that has its own storage cylinder that helps hide the fact from your house guests that you even need to use-nay, own-a toilet brush. (The common "courtesy" of hiding the toilet-fixing tools is always a point of great turmoil for me when visiting someone's bathroom, as I often do. Somehow that is always the very time when the toilet decides to overflow, not flush, or leave behind too many signs of me having been there.) Upon ...

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