Hi. My name is Rodney Peterson, and I'm a baseball fan. I'm an insane baseball fan. The Boston Red Sox are my team. I think writing should either make people laugh, cry, or think and I try to do all three.
Baseball, the right way
I always tell my family that my ultimate fantasy is for Bud Selig, commissioner of baseball, to have a random transplant, surgery, or random broken bone and to appoint me temporary commissioner of baseball. So, while that happens and he's under anesthesia, I'll be changing some rules. This is baseball my way:
Players must have read a book before they write one. No one but Jose Conseco's mother wants to know what happened in the Oakland A's locker room.
The designated hitter is a rule in both leagues. I'm tired of seeing NL pitchers swing like they're trapped in...