: About Me

Humor: Things You Need to Be a Celebrity Remember seeing old black and white movies about a star-struck hopeful coming out to Hollywood to make it? They showed the studio system chipping away at the poor girl as she danced in the chorus until her feet bled. She was scrutinized by a team of cold-hearted makeup artists who plucked and mud-packed and dyed and permed her into someone else. And after changing her name from Agnes Blotch to Ava Storm, the rest was show business history. Maybe it was the demise of the studio system. Maybe it's the impact of reality TV or Andy Warhol's prediction o...