I am a 25 year old single parent to a 2 year old son. I am currently active duty Air Force, living in Anchorage Alaska. I have several degrees, and I'm working on more... it's just a shame that with all that paper I have yet to say much of anything intelligent.
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My passion is ...
pickle satchels and wig wams
I know too much about ...
reproductive habits of my neighborhood
My parents always told me ...
that if I keep sniffing my fingers, people will think I poop cookies and gum drops.
My childhood ambition ...
discover how far up my butt these cookies and gum drops are hidden
My favorite memory ...
the day I found out my dog was gay
Why I write ...
peeing in the urinal from five feet away doesn't pay as well
What I am reading/watching/listening to ...
random meaningless conversation about american idol and sanjaya
My first job ...
child laborer
My best moment ...
saying chubby bunny with 22 marshmallows in my mouth...
My inspiration ...
my son... the man-baby...
After spending the last four years in the military, I have learned a great deal about patience and working through the bad aspects of any job. Of course this has a great deal to do with the fact, that I can't just quit my job, or I will find myself in a military prison. But knowing that you can't quit your job, gives you a great reason to try to work with your job and make it a lot more interesting. That is a lot of the reason why so many people in the military, truly love what they do. They don't have an option to get out, so rather than thinking about it, they work with it, and try to...
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