: About Me

About me... hmmm, what can I tell you about me? I love to write! Writing is as essential as oxygen for me. I can't not write, which is why I love doing this! Opinionatic and loquacious. That would be me.

My passion is ...

food and writing

I know too much about ...

words

My parents always told me ...

to surface from the novels

My childhood ambition ...

to be a librarian

My favorite memory ...

involves an average height handsome fellow

Why I write ...

is essentially asking me why do you breathe

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

is anything wholesome... aside from the occasional murder mystery

My first job ...

involved the first love of my life: books!

My best moment ...

is simply enjoying a good novel and a good dessert

My inspiration ...

is the world around me

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Plus size clothes

13 of 22

As I walk around the department stores looking for something besides the old lady mu-mu or the revealing hipster jeans that the fashion industry thinks that I want to wear, I wonder if any of their designers are actually in that realm of fashion themselves. But then I remember if they're in fashion they can't be in plus size clothing. Can you imagine the ridicule they would be subject to? Oh, that's right. I don't have to, but I can imagine how much worse it could be. I can also imagine how much better it would be with a Plus-Size Fashion CEO at the helm. Imagine getting a letter like this...

More..

• Helium Charter Member