: About Me

I am married, no children, work full-time, and am learning to enjoy life, whatever it may be. I am currently tired of winter and, though my job is less than stimulating, I manage to entertain myself most of the day. I live with my husband and we, in turn, share our home with the loves of our lives, our cats, Wicket, River and Echo. Someday, we hope to move west, away from Ohio, where we currently are, and start anew. Other than that, I am a typical woman and love every minute of it.

My passion is ...

Animals and the environment.

I know too much about ...

Everything...I tend to be a know-it-all sometimes.

My parents always told me ...

There are no limitations.

My childhood ambition ...

Marine Biologist.

My favorite memory ...

Fishing with my dad.

Why I write ...

It passes the time and it stretches my creative muscle.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Twilight Saga/Lost/Nickelback

My first job ...

Cashier at the food court.

My best moment ...

Anytime I am on vacation.

My inspiration ...

God, my husband and my family.

Creative Writing > Memoirs Memoirs: Pranks

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I never thought, in all my adult life, that I would ever witness something as crude, foul, rank and disturbing as what I witnessed last Sunday morning. And to my surprise, my husband was involved. That fateful morning the sun rose as always, the birds chirped as they normally do and the house slowly began to awaken at about 9 am. By 10 o'clock, everyone was in the kitchen, gathering for morning coffee, Sunday breakfast and general interaction. Everyone, that is, except my husband. Over the years, I had grown accustomed to his weekend hibernation habits. Most wives would complain, but I too...

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