: About Me

And before you readers go gung ho and shriek, "It's about time!" this is not an advocacy for folks who caught frostbite of the family jewels during a freezer frolic, or whose toilet tango ended in a painful twist because the seat fell through. No, I am jockeying here for something more crucial: those accidents' that turn the bellies of our young unmarried women round like pneumatic Michelins. You know, illegitimates. Never has this proved more problematic than in our time. I guess that's because for some inscrutable reason (I don't knowMTV maybe?), the world's gotten so sexualised that pre...