: About Me

Not really what you'd call a "Writer" I usually pop in during the wee hours of the morning to put myself to sleep. I'm getting old, 27 now, the inevitable 30's depression blues are creeping up. I'll try to take it all in stride, but if you see a rant about male-pattern baldness, you'll know what set it off. Okay, I'm going to sleep now.

My passion is ...

Grounding pretentiousness and rhetoric with laymen's terms.

I know too much about ...

Knowing nothing

My parents always told me ...

''You made me do this!''

My childhood ambition ...

The reorganization of the Underground Railroad.

My favorite memory ...

The time I didn't die.

Why I write ...

Indecisiveness

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

1) This.. 2) The monitor.. 3) My dog snore..

My first job ...

Stop sign holder.

My best moment ...

This ranks

My inspiration ...

A futuristic me, free of questions.

Politics, News & Issues > People in the News The controversial Reverend Al Sharpton

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There's not much to say about Al Sharpton. Seriously. He says it all each time he opens his mouth. But to find some words and phrases that fit, let's try "holier than thou," "hypocrite," "racist," "bigot," "misogynist," "megalomaniac," and the list goes on. Never in the history of America has one man been granted so much slack in his rope. Oops! If Al were to read this, I'd be labeled a racist for saying "rope." He would then proceed to rally his "base" and put weight (no pun intended) on the good people at Helium until I was banned (Okay, I lied - pun intended). It's also not entirely his...

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