Michael lives in Phoenix with his wife and their four kids. About his writing, he says "I have met a number of interesting characters. Somehow or another, some of them always manage to end up as people in my writing."

My passion is ...

Creating something from nothing

I know too much about ...

How easy it is to become lazy

My parents always told me ...

Someday, you'll have a kid just like you, I have 4... does that make them wrong or right?

My childhood ambition ...

To be an astronaut

My favorite memory ...

Bunches of 'em all wrapped around my grandfather's farm

Why I write ...

I spend my days doing tech support. I need a stress reliever

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The Warren Report / X Files reruns / BTO

My first job ...

Cook

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Food

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Phrench Phried Physics

Why is it that the number of fries I get to eat is never equivalent to
a complete order? Or, to give this a more scientific name:
“Observation and Partial Analysis of the Variable Disappearance
Rate of Deep Fried Potato Slices.” Is this phenomenon the
layman‘s proof positive of black holes? Does it provide visible
evidence for quarks and confirmation of true anti-matter particles,
thus bringing us another degree closer to an all encompassing theory
of the origin of the universe? Or is it something more akin to a
magician‘s sl...

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