I was born December 25th, 1968. Angels didn't sing when I was born, but some shepherds came to our house a couple of weeks later. They wanted to know if they could get their football out of our backyard.

My passion is ...

I plead the 5th.

I know too much about ...

Constitutional amendments.

My parents always told me ...

To listen to them.

My childhood ambition ...

Was to combine ballet with firefighting.

My favorite memory ...

Is some transitory, neuronal b.s.

Why I write ...

I seldom do these days; just got this computer.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

eBay for Dummies/My Name is Earl/crickets...

My first job ...

Telemarketer selling dubious coupon book.

My best moment ...

Is yet to come.

My inspiration ...

Any Black Label.