Some people view strip clubs as sub-par, hole-in-the-wall places where they can leave their common courtesies at the door with the coat check girl - but they couldn't be more wrong.

Although you're not likely to bump into your mother, your college professor, or your pastor in a strip club, you still have to act right. There are lots of dos and don'ts when it comes to strip club etiquette and most of them are common sense; however, some people leave common sense at the door with the coat check girl, too.

Using this guide to strip club etiquette will help ensure that your next visit to the local cabaret goes well and that you leave without insult or injury. A bad visit to the strip club can include being doused in your $9 drink, a sore bottom (which the bouncer tossed you out on), and hurt feelings all around; a good visit means you had fun, met some new people, and look forward to going back.

THE GIRLS
Strippers are people, too! It's important to remember that they're under a microscope the entire time they're working, which isn't easy for anyone. Their bodies, faces, and personalities are up for review, and they get as many critiques as they do compliments. They aren't asking for either - so it's up to you if you want to make someone's day or send her to the dressing room crying. Don't forget the golden rule: if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

THE MONEY
There are lots of ways to spend an entire paycheck in a strip club; drinks are often highly overpriced, lap dances can get costly, and tipping the dancers and waitresses really add up. Before you even step through the door, have your budget worked out. That way, you won't break the bank and have a bad time - and everyone you encounter will appreciate the fact that you know your limits.

TIPS
When you see a girl on stage whose performance you're enjoying, go ahead and tip her! Make your way to the stage and hold the money up - but never dangle it in front of her to get her to do something demeaning or ask her to take it with her mouth, breasts, or unmentionables. It's true that she's there to put on a show, but that doesn't mean that she's your private dancer while she's on stage - and it's guaranteed that she doesn't want everyone in the club to think that she'll do anything for a couple of bucks.

If you're sitting stage-side, be prepared to give each girl who comes out a dollar or two (more at an upscale club). That's what the stage seating is for - in fact, it's

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