We at the Splash of Style Studio are overwhelmingly pleased to present his season's wardrobe! This summer is bringing out many must-haves in the world of fashion. Most of the trends are largely affordable and may be worn by both genders! Below is a list compiled for your benefit, making your shopping a breeze and keeping your pocketbook fat!

Used bread bags: Dazzle your co-workers with this hot new look! This highly inexpensive fashion is usually constructed of three or more used bread bags, which, when tied together, form a chic-looking shawl. This network is all the rage, especially in Cologne. It creates a barely-there look, which is attractive for business meetings and interviews.

Henries: What a clever way to stop fussing to keep your henries in! For those of you who are wondering, "What is a henry?" a henry is one of those annoying cloth strings that are sewn to your clothing and always hang out of your armholes. Instead of fretting about tucking these structures in every four minutes, we have constructed a new piece of clothing that has too many henries to count. We found
this to be a really smart way to deal with a fashion flaw!

Boas: Those feathery things carried by women at balls in the olden days have now found their way to grace our modern culture. Boas are not taken to dances of today, though. This fashion for both men and women has made its appearance with swimming attire. Rather than tossing boas on the beach, we see the trend being taken right into the water. Once saturated, a boa may become a heavy slapper toy. These are in high demand. Our warehouses are hardly able to keep up!

"Kick me" signs: This cute new style brings back memories from childhood. It is a quick, easy way to add an accent to your outfit. Simply tape this small notice on your back to create an "I'm smart, but I'm trying to look stupid" attitude. We have had more success than expected with this fad.

Rice drink: Another "action fad" is our rice drink. It's not really a drink, but it's all the rage in New York and Paris. The rice drinker simply attempts to swallow a mouthful of dry, uncooked rice, and must always remain cool and collected, though in discomfort.

Gift bows: This jewel for the hair creates an innocent, childish look. Elderly people have even picked up this fad, causing the percentage of over-70 marriages to make a steep incline. We love this new style, and never leave the house without it!

Raisin teeth: The more you have, the better! Raisin teeth are one of our hottest trends in the small towns, but are even hotter in the cities! This edible trend can be stocked up in your pockets, so that when one raisin tooth goes bad, you can replace it with another. Raisin teeth have been popular in senior picture studios.

Long necks: You can't buy this fad, but exercises and stretches create this wonderfully graceful look in no time at all. Our studio has witnessed necks which have been stretched to over 5 feet long! Though we've had several snapped esophaguses and tracheas, this graceful look is fully worth it!

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