So there I was, attempting to get a decent night's sleep with the help of my good friend, Prince Nyquil, after catching the Creeping Crud from my youngest child. Said child had been taking Albuterol nebulizer treatments ev...read more
One of my best friends, Rosie, is dying from excruciatingly painful bone cancer. But she continues to see the humor in situations, and there are many times that we find ourselves laughing hysterically over something. R...read more
by Schneider
I suppose one might think that there's nothing humorous about sickness but I can think of several times in my life that being sick brought about some chuckles later on. Notice I said later on, as one rarely sees the humor ...read more
by Eugene Porch
Being sick is good for you Yesterday, and today, I was sick. Perhaps I'll be sick tomorrow. I hope not. Tomorrow is payday. I'll need all my energy to spend money. Spending money will be boring and I will suffer two mor...read more
THE BOOTING BROTHER My baby brother's sense of smell Is more than anyone can tell. He takes a whiff and groans, "Oh, swell!" And bids his latest meal "Farewell." The scent of bacon, frying fast Can be enough to f...read more
How to Cure the Plague By: Lauren Shain-Raque Just the other day I was walking down the street and thinking to myself, How do you cure the plague?' Why I asked myself this I have yet to discover but I think that what...read more
Cough it up! Is it just me or have coughs and colds become more virulent, lengthy and painful in the past few years? Sure sure, we get given antibiotics if a cold lingers on for too long and it's clear that a throat or ...read more
by Ian Mcmurray
If you're hiking out in the back forty and you see a stream, but you can't see its source, it's probably a good idea to filter, treat, or boil the water before you drink it. And when you go swimming or canoeing or raftin...read more
by Rhonda Flack
When I was a child I spent a lot of time in and out of hospitals, getting over operations quite regularly. It was always an ordeal often being moved from one hospital to another. The siren would go and I'd feel really ex...read more
So you've got the " Epizudic" as my grandmother used to call every ailment from Measles to Miscarriage. Assuming its neither of these, and you've just got a case of the flu, there are many things that you can do while you'...read more
by Annika Price
When I hear the word hospital, I rarely think of cold linoleum and thick jello, but become rather nostalgic, and miss being able to wash myself down with a cold rag. I had a complete jaw reconstruction about 3 years ago, ...read more
by marie almond
I have noticed that men and women handle being sick differently. This has only come to my attention since being married. When I feel under the weather, I want to be left alone in my bed. Give me a bucket, the remote and ...read more
by Nan Keltie
Stop the Ride, I Wanna Get Off! When I had vertigo, I felt like a rag doll on a carousel. Barely hanging on, much less able to dismount! Was it asking too much to stay in my recliner with eyes tightly closed? Yes, my...read more
The flu, oh yes. Generally, I don't get really sick with something except once every couple of years, but when it arrives, it takes a huge hit, and also something else that rhymes with "hit". I look like a newborn ba...read more
I am sick right now, so I'll let you have a laugh at my expense. Here is what I am doing about it... I make such a pretty sight this morning, sitting here in my living room. If you can imagine... I am frumpled sloppil...read more
by My KellySue
"You better call your son's school." the receptionist stammers, "There seems to be some trouble." "Oh." I reply. I get right on the phone to Jeremiah's school and as usual ask for the principle. Mr. Lakey answers his...read more
by Kolby Morgan
Before I begin, I must tell you that I do not get sick enough to be bed ridden very often. I consider myself quite a tough little number in many ways, and once I had experienced the pain of childbirth, I realized that the...read more
by Scott Hunt
The watery issue slowly trickled out of my left nostril and dared me to catch it with an aloe-laced facial tissue before it busted over the fleshy berm of my upper lip. I had had no problem so far facing this confrontat...read more
The Basic Flu Workout Several years ago I was in Basic Training and boy did I learn a lot about push ups, sit ups, the mountain climber, and other various exercises. I came down with a stomach bug in the third week of ...read more
Last night I was talking to a friend of mine and she said she was on the way out the door because she had to go to the drugstore and pick up a prescription. Her doctor had called something in for her because she thought sh...read more