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Humor: Stay-at-home moms 16 Articles

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    by Stephanie Slayter

    Okay, okay, yes, stay-at-home moms sometimes sit down, watch soap operas and eat bon-bons. Yes, sometimes it is an easy job and we love what we do. However most of the time a day goes like this. And this is mostly a ...read more

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    by Jannice Lashner

    THE RETURN OF MR. CHAINSAW Yesterday, I was doing my weekly food shopping at the local supermarket, and who did I see in feminine hygiene aisle checking out the different types of vaginal itching creams? Mr. Chain Saw....read more

  • by Shoshanna Sneed

    Just Another Manic Mama You know, I often wonder what sort of medications those Father-Knows-Best, Ozzy-and-Harriet, perfect hair and makeup, perky moms out there are taking...and where I can get some. I sit here with m...read more

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    by Jodie Livingston

    Well,if you stay at home with your children it is obvious that you are crazy because I am. Where did my life go..? Hell, where did I go...? Who are these bugger pickers yanking on my pants leg? Mommy I am thirsty! Mommy I ...read more

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    by Rhonda Crone

    I sat in my daily uniform - an eggplant velor sweat-suit over baby faux-rock- concert tee (today it was the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour) - humming to the tune that echoed from the little green room at the end of the hall,...read more

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    by Jen Myers

    Memo to my offspring From: Mommy To: The fruit of my loins Subject: I am NOT the maid! Hello, children. There are some things that need to be discussed. I would have thought that by now you would know how ...read more

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    by Peter Carman

    Why It's Bad to Have A Housewife Okay, I have to admit, I don't have much experience with this whole 'stay-at-home' mom kinda thing, but I will recommed that guys, you probably shouldn't be married to a stay at homewife...read more

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    by Gail Kavanagh

    House-bound moms have special problems when it comes to weight control. Like Garfield the cat, you are living at the best eating house in town yours! and it's easy to fall into bad eating habits. This 10-point plan will ...read more

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    by Max Youngquist

    I can't say I am a stay-at-home mom by any means...however, I certainly live with a stay at home mom. Not just a stay-at-home mom in the sense that she spends her life working in our house; no, she is the all inclusive, s...read more

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    by Harleyangelbrat Marilyn Ramone

    There is nothing more irritating than to hear someone say,"Oh, you do not work?" Or, better yet, "You sure have it easy getting to stay home." Are they crazy? Did a meteor fall down from the heavens and knock them in the...read more

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    by Dana Farrell

    It's 6:30pm. What am I doing? Am I making dinner? Nope. Have the kids even eaten yet? No, not yet! Am I cleaning up... again? Nope. Am I involved in some creative activity with my children? Um...nope to that one t...read more

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    by Toni Foyer

    I had never imagined in my adult life that being a stay-at-home mom would be a daily struggle. I would hear the stories from women that chose to quit work to stay home and think about how wonderful that life would be inste...read more

  • by Shalini Saxena

    Stay at home mom is a funny term.if you look around and see you will find this creature who is called stay at home mom,everywhere,but staying at home.Is it some sort of challenge we are giving to the person who coined this...read more

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    by tuty

    Being a stay at home mom is by far a title that doesn't suit myself well. I guess you can say it doesn't suit many mothers well either. Our job descriptions, and qualifications have made us to be jack of all trades. If ...read more

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    by Little A

    A Day in the Life MORNING Groggily, I look at the clock by the bed. Suddenly, I sit up, realizing it was way too quiet. Usually my three-year-old had blasted into my room by then. No way was he still asleep, and my hus...read more

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    by A. S. Beckett

    Stepping Down: Christmas time is coming Santa's piling on the weight His suit buttons are popping He's really quite a state * His cholesterol is high His doctor says he must take care He must get much m...read more

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