Humor: Bad days 55 Articles

by Shari Mead

It all started on a hot and balmy summer's night. The night wind was blowing warmly against my face. Every star in the heavens seemed to be shining just for me. As I stood at the rails of the ship watching the water slip s...read more

by Sandra Seigle

Thank You For Calling Tech Support We've all been there at some point. It's that dreaded point where your computer won't boot up, or your satellite has gone wonky, or any other number of things go wrong, and you realize...read more

by Vickie Marcy

Never, never try to glue a filling back into it's rightful place with super glue! My day had been rather on the good side until I decided to chew on some hard candy. Bad idea; I felt the filling hit my tongue and within se...read more

by Lyle Chicago

Of Shoes and Dreams Everybody knows "The Dream". You are going to school or work and you realize, at some point when it is too late for you to do anything about it, you are not wearing pants. You cannot believe you h...read more

by Codi Moltrup

I love babysitting, especially when the kids are at least four. At least with four-year-olds, they talk fairly clearly by that point and we can have a conversation. Okay, so the conversation will most likely be about a to...read more

by Wayne Rideout

Bad Hair Day I heard June's voice as soon as I stepped in the door. "Ed, would you come up here and look at this?" I went upstairs, and found my wife, June, examining her sixteen year-old daughter's long dark hair wi...read more

by Scott Johnson

Hit and Run It was a year ago this month that I got in an accident with my 2001 Hyundai Elantra. I had just paid off the car. Well, I finishing my Friday class and I pulled out of campus onto the main road. The driver i...read more

by Shey Cannon

BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE, DARLING? Bad days? Well, they just keep turning up, don't they? Like the proverbial pile of horse crap you step into when you feel like an imaginary moment in a lush green meadow as you get back t...read more

by Mark Rittmann

A Bad Day So I walk into the bar. It's pleasantly dark and refreshingly cool on a hot July afternoon. I'm not looking for trouble, I'm looking for a beer. I order a Molson's tap when I notice what looks to be a miniatur...read more

by Pamela Folks

You know its a bad day, When the alarm doesn't go off. Then when you arrive in the parking garage, All the good parking spaces are gone. You have to park down in double FF. You walk in and your boss is standing by the...read more

by K L Arena

How Not to Kill a Spider So it's a little after 8:00 PM when I get a call from my best friend. She's had a horrible day, with all the trimmings. Car trouble, fight with her boyfriend, came home to a disaster in the kitc...read more

by Geof Wyn

Ever had one of those days? I got out of the bath fully relaxed, and dried myself on a pre-warmed, soft fluffy towel. I walked into the bedroom to put on the clothes I had previously laid out on my bed. The fresh clea...read more

by Alicia Anne Hill

I'm guessing that hypothermia goes hand in hand with sailing in cold places...but the Caribbean? Give me a break! There's no way! I was wrong After finishing the night with a couple of cocktails at Skinny's, as per the ...read more

by Dan Harman

Little old ladies...I don`t know about you,but when i think of my gran who is a nice sweet kind and generous and very loving and gives you the greatest of hugs,and she always makes me smile when i look into her eyes,so i a...read more

by Tammi Langley

I learned to juggle with hacky-sacks... remember those? They were the perfect weight and size, but I suppose I didn't practice enough to become good at it. Maybe had I practiced as a kid, tonight would have gone a little...read more

by Anease Lacaze

I should not be here. I was not meant to be here- sitting in the dark, reeking of vomit. If someone had told me this was how my first trip to Vegas would end, I probably would have purposely missed the plane. Anxiously, I ...read more

by codehappykid

Everyone has, as a consequence of our intelligence, the equivalent of a little clown with a mallet running along behind us everywhere we go and bonking us repeatedly on the back of the head when we are in danger of doing s...read more

by Ramona Atkins

I guess it's true what they say about the wonders of sleep. It refreshes your mind, energizes you and can potentially make you more alert. After burning the candle at both ends last week, it took all my effort to even let ...read more

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by Lakkan Naqvi

According to the Indian calendar Tuesday is Mangalvaar (auspicious day). However, Tuesday August 7, 2007 was perhaps the most amangal (inauspicious) day for lawyers in India. Vivek Bhandari, a lawyer, should count himself ...read more

by Mehmudah Rehman

The day I decided to diet The summer sun is shining upon as gaily as it has ever done before, and we are experiencing yet another sweltering season. Off go the furs, the sables, and the jackets and on come the sleev...read more