Readers share jokes

by E. V. SHAW

A MIRACLE A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So yo...read more

by Bernard Morris

I love writing jokes. All my jokes are 100% original. I have a rich variety of snappy gags, all guatanteed to make you chuckle. Are there any stand-up comedians out there looking for a good joke writer? If so then do get i...read more

by Mike Gagnon

I heard this form a friend. Good for hunters! An accountant named Bill turns 65 and decides it's time to retire. Thinking back on his life he remembers that one of his fondest memories was going hunting with his fat...read more

by Shaun Williams

One day a man walked into a bar in a nearby county and ordered a glass of beer. At the bar was a guy playing a piano, was no more than one foot in height. Amazed with his talent and the extra small height, man went to the ...read more

by C. Penlington

PRICELESS! Have you ever over-indulged just a little too much, when it comes to having a 'few' drinks at at a party (or even, heaven forbid, an office party)? Well, Jack did just that! Here's his story: Jack wakes...read more

by Amy Hoerrmann

A few good jokes: 1. One day a fourth-grade teachers asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, orthodontist, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and...read more

by TheUnexpectedBill

A divorced man is walking along the beach when he stumbles across what appears to be a tea kettle lying in the sand. He picks it up, wipes it off and *poof* out pops a genie. The genie makes small talk at first and the...read more

by Catsy Jones

Christmas recipe, and wrapping Christmas gift when you own a cat Tequila Christmas cookies BE SURE TO READ IT ALL - THIS IS GREAT! Tequila Christmas Cookies: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup o...read more

by Bernard Wong

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get ol...read more

by Cache Ecrivain

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispe...read more

by Skylar Taylor

Man Laws A buddy of mine sent me this and I found it to be funny so I thought I would share. Ladies...I do not subscribe to all things written here but it does have to make you laugh. Man Laws Body: 1: Under no cir...read more

by Bill Whitney

George W. Bush was visiting a middle school and the teacher was teaching the kids about various words and their meanings. She asked President Bush if he could discuss the word tragedy. He said "Sure" The president ask...read more

by Robert Picken

The greatest joke of all time was the one about God,Jesus and John the Baptist playing golf. Jesus hit a great drive and so did John,but then God sliced his drive into some bushes.The other two were trying not to laugh wh...read more

by Platypus in Australia

A couple is travelling through the Australian outback when a tyre starts to go flat. They see a homestead and decide to ask if they can stop-over to change their wheel and repair the tyre. Besides, it is a good chance to m...read more

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by Ann Somerville

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that ...read more

by Ashleigh Smith

At a school, a teacher stands at the front of the class asking them to participate in using the word "fascinate" in a sentence. With the class excited and believing they know their knowledge of this word, they all, withou...read more

by Alison J

JOKE 1 An elderly lady takes her sick parrot to the vet. The vet has a look at the parrot, he lifts it up and looks underneath it, he gets his stethoscope and listens very carefully to its heart however he hears nothin...read more

by Richard Serra

A child was born without a body, just a head as all gasped in the delivery room. The head(child)was placed via of fantastic surgery onto a special support system for keeping it alive. Since it was very portable, the pa...read more

by Sam Caldwell

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years,...read more

by Lorraine Dorgan

This is a long joke, but a great one for bars. I have always said, if you can get through this joke without messing up or forgetting any part then you are safe to drive home. That is a joke also so please do not try that...read more