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Humor: Garage sales 11 Articles

  • 1 of 11

    by Rick Dickert

    There's a popular urban alternative to the waste disposal site. It's called the "garage sale." It's for getting rid of items that you couldn't give away for free. So you set a price and either lower it or throw something e...read more

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    by Emma Riley Sutton

    No one goes to garage sales like my mother. She is the perfect little boy scout - always prepared. Always prepared for anything. She wears her comfy shoes and brings an extra pair in case of muddy yards. She brings her m...read more

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    by Scott Blackburn

    Anyone who has been to a garage sale knows how hilarious it can be. Face it, 95% of the people you roam amongst are the cheapest people in town. And please, don't get offended if this is you! C'mon, let's be honest, everyo...read more

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    by Emma Willey

    Garage Sale Junkies "There's the sign!" I yell to my husband, and he slams on the brakes! Pity the poor driver behind us who might run into our big van. We hurry from one sale to another, eagerly rummaging through ot...read more

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    by (AJ)

    Oh the joys of going with my Mom as a youth on a Saturday morning, scavenging the neighborhood looking for GARAGE SALE signs posted on the light poles or at the end of ones street. They say another mans junk is another ...read more

  • by Gene Hall

    I love my 1947 baby blue Studebaker Champion known as "Lady" and it is the object of attention from every pedestrian I pass as I drive through residential neighborhoods in my city. My favorite time to cruise is early Satur...read more

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    by Lee Vine

    My Momma once told me that if I had any items I did not want any more, to give the items to the local thrift store. I say the local thrift store is nice, but come on now, with gas skyrocketing I all the dough I can get. I ...read more

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    by Toni Doswell

    TO CATCH THE THIEVES (Based on a True Story) In the summer it's a great time to put out all the garage sale items, but it isn't a great time to have items come up unaccounted for. That was our experience. Janin...read more

  • by Rachel Doherty

    Each year, as soon as the temperature starts to creep above 60 degrees, I take a look at the contents of my garage sale room wistfully hoping that this will be the year I unload the mother lode. It all started with a gara...read more

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    by Kelli Clark

    Okay, many people out there would not think garage sales are funny or entertaining. I have one thing to tell you, you're dead wrong. The people who come to garage sales are just ridiculous. First you have the pack rat w...read more

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    by Veronica Hunsucker

    Watching people at a garage sale can be very entertaining. I had a very large garage sale prior to moving. I was moving into a much smaller home and had lots of items that needed to be left behind. I had some really nic...read more

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