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Humor: Favorite comebacks 9 Articles

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    by Stefanie Tomlin

    My husband and I have been married for about a year and a half, and considering the short length of time that we have been married, we really don't have the infamous "communication thing" down pat. However, we do know how ...read more

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    by Kate Jonas

    Ah, the memories of a 27-year marriage. Having married my near polar-opposite, I have learned there are degrees of "splitting hairs" that I never dreamed could exist. But in the beginning, like all new brides, I wanted o...read more

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    by Victoria Babington

    I was discussing with a group of friends a while back and we came up with this For those of you who appreciate good humor, i'm sure you'll love this: HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. ...read more

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    by Virginia Galfo

    My husband and I were on our way home when I saw a NY Yankees bumper sticker. Being raised in the NYC area, and having lived there for all but the last six years of my life, I am a Yankees fan. My husband, on the other han...read more

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    by Megan Griffin

    I will address this issue in two steps. Firstly - how to win an argument. Simply don't argue. This method is so patronizing the opposition can not help but continue to rant and rave in the face of logic until they appear c...read more

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    by Samuilovna

    The most annoying comeback in the world, "I know you are, but what am I." This is the more mature version of, "I'm rubber. You're glue. Whatever you say slides off me and sticks to you." It works well for siblings whose fa...read more

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    by Nandita Nair

    In the name of religion, we these days, see a lot of activities. These activies are of several types. One which is just routine - you know grand parents indulge in them as they are more inclined to the religion when others...read more

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    by Maria Healy

    Communication. It is a word we hear a lot today. Every talk show host, pop psychologist, expert, educator and well meaning adviser says it. Communicate with your partner, communicate with your child, communicate with yo...read more

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    by Helium Helen

    *For my dear hubby* Five and a half years of extensive, grueling training, including techniques such as "think reasonably" requests, the mind-baffling "I am a woman" reminders, the eye-popping "You used to be/do/think.....read more

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