Humor: Bad drivers 28 Articles

by Risa

Bad drivers: The Trooper's hands were shaking. Mine would have been shaking, too, if I had his dangerous job: giving the road test for a driver's license. Talk about dealing with bad drivers. Waiting inside for my turn,...read more

by Rob Bryant

I don't know if there are any bad drivers. There are, however, some drivers who are not aware of certain fundamentals of driving. Turn Signals As a public service, I would like to point out to certain drivers out the...read more

by Katherine Elzer-Peters

How does one know if one is a really bad driver? Especially if one has never had a speeding ticket? Think about how many things you have run over or run into. Multiply that times the number of accidents you have had....read more

by Teri Brooks

"Oh! Was that a red light?" I asked my Drivers Ed instructor when I was sixteen, learning to drive for the first time. "Only the third one you have run today." He said, rubbing his eyes under his thick glasses. "Sorry!...read more

by MJ Miller

After having driven over a large portion of the United States, I have to conclude that South Florida has got to be the bad driver capital of the U.S. I have seen people do things in traffic here that I have never seen befo...read more

by Amy Browne

A crazy driver, every town has a few without a doubt, and my little town is no exception, sometimes an auto accident can make you wonder what that driver was thinking. An auto accident is usually not funny as they can cau...read more

by Jim Crawford

WHEN BLACK BOXES IN CARS START TO RECORD VOICES Maybe I was the last one to get this news, but I just learned that some 25 million autos now have black-box data recorders in them. They record such things as speed, seat...read more

by Shersta Gatica

Analysis Paralysis Part I: The Four-Way Stop An epidemic of the most annoying proportions has swept across the nation's drivers. Whether this is a recent outbreak, or simply the continuation of symptoms dating back to...read more

by S.E. Whitbeck

Bad drivers are subject to having their cars commandeered for stupidity. They pull up to a four way stop and wait for someone to signal them because they don't want to appear selfish by going out of turn. The next thing yo...read more

by George Dimitriadis

"Are you a bad driver, Dad?" Sally asked me one evening as we watched TV footage of a car that had landed in someone's swimming pool. "Not on your life!" I instantly replied. "I've only had a dozen or so accidents in 30 y...read more

by Terry Garbutt

First, let me say without reservation, I am not in any way, shape or form, paranoid. That being said, I am certain beyond a shadow of a doubt, that every driver I encounter on the road is out to get me and make my life ab...read more

by Carolyn Paradis

There is only one road into our little lakeside community, and for the past year or so it has been dug up repeatedly for installation of water mains and drainage for a new subdivision on the mountainside. There is a river...read more

by Barry Williams

Passengers of cars driven by bad drivers should be made to wear crash helmets. The bad driver himself should be made to wear a luminescent helmet with the word "moron" printed in fifty millimeter lettering on the front and...read more

by Patricia Coldiron

It all started in my junior year of high school. Finally, I could enroll in Driver Training. I met my instructor, Mr. Lamb, on a cool day in September. Each Wednesday, we would meet for one hour of behind the wheel traini...read more

by Nickie Lewis

It never fails that the one day I really needed about 20 extra minutes I get stuck behind the dumbest driver on the planet. She is swerve in one lane and out of the other as she tries to, talk on their phone, drink their...read more

by Heidi Marie Fleetfoot

Even good drivers can be bad drivers on occasion. The occasion that I was a bad driver was when I had arranged to visit a friend and stay for the weekend. I packed my car with my weekend bits and bobs, including my long fu...read more

by Scott Johnson

There is an amazing response I get when I tell someone who doesn't know me well that I instruct teens for a driving school. One must remember that the instruction vehicle has a brake. Granted sometimes I wish I had a gas ...read more

by T.C Leonard

There's a certain type of car on the road that isn't really brand specific. I'll call it the 50/100 car, meaning that it'll only go 50 mph up a hill, but, in the right hands, it's capable of traveling in excess of 100 mph...read more

by Michael Greaney

Let us make one thing clear from the very first. There is no such thing as a bad driver. Every single individual given a ticket or hauled into traffic court is innocent. This is a proven fact, because every single one o...read more

by Ralph Oden

Bad Parking Signs 1. If at any time during the parking process the airbags deploy 2. Since you're already on their speed-dial, 911 gives you a courtesy call and asks if everyone is alright 3. You've finished paralle...read more