Jokes: Doctors 12 Articles

by Jason Feola

A new doctor is on his first day at practice in a big hospital and is asked to see his first patient. He holds patient's ear, turns his nose away from him and moves the ear towards him. He pulls the flashlight battery ...read more

by Stephen Bate

I know that we should not laugh at most medical issues, but here are some of the worst "doctor" jokes I know. Joke 1 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doct...read more

by Kylie Nevil

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?" "I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see, do you smoke?" "Oh.. Half a pack a day." "Starting NOW...read more

by Gary Watmuff

JUST A LITTLE THING Doctor: Come in and sit down Mr W What is the problem Me: It's personal and embarrassing Dr Doctor: I,m here to help and you have no need to be embarrassed with me Me: It's...read more

by Christina Daniell

Okay! Here is one for the books! This one may be considered slightly racy but funny no less! Please don't take offense. I am not exactly sure where I heard it at so I am unable to give credit here! This eighty-year-old ...read more

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by Ann Somerville

When a top heart surgeon died his funeral was very well attended. As well as his large extended family and many friends, quite a number of medical professionals were also there. As he had instructed, the heart surgeon ...read more

by Linda Emma White

A Mortician was doing his usual duties cleaning the body and preparing it before putting it in the casket. He looked closer at the males body and thought what a waste, the skin on a males reproductive organ is so soft and ...read more

by bestyrsofmylife

Doctor's Appointment ........................... ........................... ........................... ...... Here's a funny one for the couple's out there, and the single people who can relate to sexual frustration! ...read more

by Cache Ecrivain

A successful, rich, married doctor was having an affair with one of the nurses at his hospital. One day she came to him and told him he was pregnant. He was very upset, and did not want his wife to find out. So he gave th...read more

by Kevin Guthrie

I swear that my doctor doesn't take me seriously. I always leave his surgery feeling worse than when I went in. A few months ago I developed a most curious condition. 'Doctor', I said, 'there are palm trees growing out of ...read more

by Ivy Li

A beautiful lady went to a party her friend was throwing. Once there, her friend dragged her to meet a good friend of her husbands. "This is Dr. Jackson," the lady said and quickly left so the two could get acquainted. ...read more

by Lindsey Stell

A woman went to a party her friend was throwing. Once there, her friend dragged her to meet a good friend of her husbands. "This is Dr. Jones," the woman said and quickly left so the two could get acquainted. The wom...read more