Jokes from real life 18 Articles

by JZ Murdock

Hi. How has your week been? Not too stressful, I hope. Mine has been quite over the top. Some of my "customers" are very high stress and they find it easiest to put some of that stress directly upon my head. Some rightf...read more

by Ernest Baca

Once, while on Vacation, my family spent the night in Santa Cruz California en route to Eureka. While we were looking for a place to have dinner, we ended up at a pier that had all sorts of businesses including restaurant...read more

by Rodney Barnes

One of my best friends is the type of person that runs head first into a joke. It is almost too easy sometimes. For instance, he used to work at a large chain office supply store. I decided to play a prank on him, being th...read more

by Joel f. Buck

What ever happened? What ever happened to supper? When I was growing up we used to have breakfast, diner and supper. Somewhere between then and now supper disappeared and diner took its place.Why did it change? When did ...read more

by Adai Ogaba Emmanuel

CONFESSION OF IJAW KID Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this is was a good time to tell his mother want he wanted.Mom, I want a bike...read more

by Annie Walker

There you are, just about to sit down to your dinner, maybe with a forkful of food halfway to your mouth when RINGRINGRING! How do they *know* when you are about to eat? Or go to the bathroom? Or the baby is almost...read more

by Jacky Ridley

A sense of humour is a very strange thing. It appears that only we humans possess it. When was the last time, for example, that you witnessed a beetle having a real belly-laugh; or a red winged black-bird having a real...read more

by Chris Green

This is a true story, I kid you not. A couple of years ago, I and my cycle instructor colleagues were attending a training session. As an ice-breaker before the actual course stared, we were asked to prepare a short ten...read more

by Regina Sunderland

I used to work for a Newspaper Promotions Company, you know those annoying Telemarketers that call you all the time to sell you a short time Promotion to your local Newspaper. I promise you that as much as you hate the cal...read more

by Wendy Spillane

Taken from my diary: April 2007 Our 8 year old granddaughter always spends the week end with her grandparents. Yes, we are her grandparents but she insists on calling us Bill and Wen. The Saturday morning conversati...read more

by Donald Pennington

So, if you're asking me to tell you a joke from real life, I'll be glad to. But you must understand that it's not for the eyes or ears of children, as while it's true, and not all that malicious, it's just not for tho...read more

by S. Cyprian

MY WEIRD FLAT Everything about my flat is weird. As a student I am sharing a bedroom flat with my friend Jamie, we converted the living room to a separate bedroom to make it a two ...read more

by Linda Gonzales

This is a real story .It happened in 1973. My late husband was of Spanish decent and most of his family spoke little or no English.He had one aunt that was very sweet and loved to help others.She always had several jobs at...read more

by Matt Wilcox

As required by City University, I am writing a post for Helium, to be published and critiqued by you (the reader). Alright here is not so much a joke from real life as it is a "foot in the mouth" situation where a ...read more

by Austin Newton

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I know that both my chin and forehead are, for the lack of a better word, bold. But those are things I can not change. There are quite a number of things in this world in which people, us h...read more

by Robert D. Twitchell

I personally do not know the woman this little incident happened to but my step daughter used to work with her and my step daughter is the one who told this true life story to my wife and me. I am not making any judgments...read more

by Dorothy Milnes

Hello, well my name on the web is Diddily Dee Dot, and I write stories for children. What I thought might be nice is if there are any children out there who would like to try writing a short story , or if they would like m...read more

by Sam Caudle

We've got to kill them. We have to kill these baby birds.... They say that most serial killers first victims are animals. As youth they kill and dissect the bodies of Dogs and cats and any other worthless animal they ca...read more