You know you are having a dumb moment when.. 19 Articles

by Ruth Woodhouse

Dumb moments have become all too common for me in the past decade, due largely to the fact that I'm now in my 40s and have also been under a considerable amount of stress. Since my little girl passed away just before Chri...read more

by Leigh Goessl

Ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right, and your day is full of those "I should have done this instead" moments? You know the kind, those days when no matter what you say or do, it's wrong. Boy, I hate ...read more

by Barbara Desmond

1. Saying, "How can she be depressed when she doesn't do anything?" after seeign a form about a depression study that a person has to qualify for. 2. You can't grasp the concept of a sidewalk so you ride your bike on ...read more

by Cheryl Ricketts

You Know you are having a dumb moment when.. You start the car, when it's already started. You forget to put the car back into drive and take off flying in reverse. You take your bosses bank deposit to the wrong bank...read more

by Stephan Lane

You know you are having a dumb moment when: *These are in no particular order.* 1: You think blue LED lights can cure cancer. 2: You insult other people in the comment boxes on Youtube. Its amazing how many people ...read more

by Thaxton Lewis

You know you are having a dumb moment when you ask your wife or friend where your glasses are and they are on you face, or, when you ask for the television remote that is already in your hand. You know you are having a ...read more

by Ron Lester

You know you are having a dumb moment when you reach the top of the stairs and take another step up, only to find yourself doing one of those funny looking leg lifts in thin air and vice versa. Another favorite dumb mom...read more

by Robert Hynes

You know you're having a dumb moment when... Did you ever have one of those extremely dumb moments when you wish you could be anywhere or be doing anything else at the time you are doing the wrong things at the wrong time...read more

by aunt eddy

You know you are having a dumb moment when you make a New Year's resolution to engage more entertainment in the year to come. Finding the time to expand your friendships may mean giving up good fellow events. Please ...read more

by Suzanne Roerig

You know you are having a dumb moment when you put hemorrhoid cream on your tooth brush, instead of toothpaste. How about when you can't find your glasses, because their on your head. Many moments in a day are spent...read more

by Barry Williams

You're having a dumb moment when you decide to dye your hair. You are naturally a brunette but you are sick and tired of being ignored at work. You decide you'd like to be a blond because as every one knows, blonds have mo...read more

by marie almond

When don't I have a dumb moment, it happens so often that can't I even dwell on them anymore. Here is a list of some of my prize moments along with some other peoples. They will remain anonymous.... Accidentally apply...read more

by Marcella Gencarelli

You're walking through the main deck of a cruise ship. It's the last day of your vacation and you're taking one last fleeting lap around the place, sad but relieved to go home. You're passing a small casino area with slots...read more

by Richard Barnhill Jr.

oh boy here we go. have you ever meet anyone who has had a dumb moment? oh yea of course you have everybody has had a dumb moment. thats just like i was sitting in health class the other day and we were talking about AIDS ...read more

by Ladybusker

I know I'm having a dumb moment when: I find the fuel injector has died (the car, not me!) and I open my mouth to wail the timeless and plaintive wail of all ages and stages of world history: WHY ME? and a FLY decides to...read more

by Excalibur Snape

You know you are having a dumb moment when you can't even remember your name now that is beyond a dumb moment usually I know that I am having a dumb moment when I forget what I am about to speak or write. It frustrates m...read more

by Tracy Lemley

You know you are having a dumb moment when you realize you are camping with fools!I have met some people in my life that have made me think they rolled off the bed one too many times as an infant! One of these great chara...read more

by Ellie Schneider

In texas holdem poker the term Fish is used to describe the weakest and least experienced player at the table. You never ever want to be the fish. It is commonly said that if you look around the table and you can not see t...read more

by Stanley W. Shura

1.) You know you're having a dumb moment when... ...you can't find your glasses. You're looking and looking and out of habit you make a pushing motion with your finger from your nose to your forehead - and ...read more