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I was at a beauty salon the other day, following my cousin who wanted to have some treatment done. While I was waiting for her consultation to be over, I perused through the offers that the beauty salon was offering. Immediately, one of the consultants scuttled over to explain what those treatments were.
Now, the very first treatment which she chose upon herself to explain to me (without me making a sound, I'm just quietly reading the brochure out of boredom) was the bust-augmenting one. Hmmn.

"We're having a special offer on our bust treatment! Buy one free one!" she beams at me.
"But why would I want a bust treatment?" I ask her.
She's temporarily stymied. Actually, I don't really blame her for asking. I'm a 32A and honey, I'm not ashamed of it. In fact, I'm quite glad to be flat. I used to get teased a lot when I was younger by both guys AND girls about how flat I was. Well, boo-hoo. I'm not going to lie and say it didn't bother me then, because it did. But you know what? I've come to a conclusion that no matter what body size you are, people are going to have negative remarks about you anyway. If you're thin like me, people are going to be laughing at how flat you are. (I've heard enough airport jokes to last me a lifetime, thanks very much). If you're on the curvy, voluptuous side, chances are you're going to be hearing insensitive people calling you fat'. A lot of people seem to think that society demands for everyone to be thin. Hmmn, me being on the thin side of the fence, tend to disagree with this view. Or at least, I'd like to tweak this view. I think society's ideal is for you to be thin and have huge boobs at the same time, which we know, is a genetic impossibility. If you're going to have bigger boobs, of course you'll have to be a bit bigger. If you're thin, then of course you're boobs are going to be smaller! And please don't compare us to Hollywood, because there's so much silicone down there I'm surprised no one has burst yet.
Anyway, never mind that. The consultant was still jabbing her finger at the bust treatment specials.
"You see, I don't think I need bigger breasts. We can't all be porn stars with coconuts in front of us, you know," I told her. She agreed (the poor dear, I was a bit on a roll, I don't think she could've stopped me if she tried).
"Besides that, it's like we women always have to do so much because we feel we can't appeal enough or we're not desirable enough for men. But look, what do men do? Nothing! A lot

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