Humor: Observations from a bored housewife 26 Articles

by Theresa Curnow

Do you think the fairies do it? That's what I always say to my fiance when he asks me why his dirty pants haven't made their own way to the wash basket. His reply? No, I always thought you did it. After all, it is your ...read more

by Dianna Barcellos

Though I am a housewife, or as I like to call myself, the "HouseHold CEO" I am far from bored. Who can be bored? I have much to do during the day to keep me occupied, and not all of it cleaning. I have a 2 year old ...read more

by GALE BLEVINS

"My Mother's Hair" Somewhere in the midst of watching the early morning news flipping to check the weather then tirelessly flipping through channels to find something interesting to watch on TV. Nothing, Nothing, everyday...read more

by Corky Lyn

A Girl, a Cart and a Coupon True Tales from the Aisles of Cheese Today I awoke with the tingling feelings of excitement. No. My husband was not kissing my neck, even better! The day had finally arrived! The Grand Op...read more

by Heidi Hyde

On the Five Stages of Grief and Slack Belly Skin My son is approaching his first birthday. I can no longer say, "I just had a baby." A year has gone by and I'm ready to face the reality. I'm ready to answer the question...read more

by L. Beall

I haven't always been a bored housewife. I used to go to work and do the whole forty hour thing. Nothing glamorous but I was good at what I did. Now I am an incredible bored housewife. I am now told that I run my home ...read more

by Tricia

It is very difficult for me to just throw something away. If I took the time to analyze my behavior, I could probably come up with some sort of explanation tied to my childhood experiences. (My mother knew more ways to u...read more

by Lisa Legere

I have determined there are certain places that women can go, but are better off avoiding. I recently had the opportunity to go to the Delta Water Fowl Dinner and Auction. I don't portray myself as a girlie kind of person;...read more

by Jannice Lashner

SALARY OF A HAUSFRAU I read somewhere that if you add up all of the duties of a hausfrau, her salary would be approximately $138,000.00 a year. Can I laugh? I would like to know how much $$ is allocated in this non-...read more

by Tom Koecke

Though not a bored housewife myself, I am an ex-husband who is knowledgeable about observations from a bored housewife. Here are the three most common observations (in order of typical decibel level): Observation one...read more

by Tammy Folsom

Imagine it's Friday evening and your home alone since your spouse has to work the "afternoon shift" at work because one of the guys are on vacation yet again. And when I say afternoon shift it's a joke and a half consideri...read more

by Susan Hibberd

The kids have been woken, dressed, fed and waved off to school, and the husband likewise dispatched. I shut the front door and close my eyes. Peace at last! I get dressed in my oldest tracksuit, scrape my hair back into...read more

by Rik Port

Not an affair Something dreadful happened last Tuesday. My husband, Jim came home unexpectedly and found me in bed with my best friend Ellen and a bald man from across the county line. He runs a liquor store I think....read more

by Bethany Delong

What is the most frightening experience on a road trip? Is it the chorus of "are we there yet?" from the kids in the back seat? No. Is it the sticker shock as you fill the gas tank for the eighth time? Nowadays...read more

by Jane Gill

Gosh, it's the weekend already... My vile ex-husband is coming to pick up the kids as he is having a garden party in his big brand spanking new house, three storey living in all its glory, courtesy of Barratt Wakefield....read more

by Karen Daniels

My husbands gone ten hours a day. That's OK. I just sleep half of it, and I don't even know he's gone. You know how we are all guilty of watching the soaps. Well, I found a new obsession. It's called exercise. I never n...read more

by Brittany Jolly

The Cell Phone was where? Housewife and being bored is not the case with me, I am a housewife, but it's never a boring moment in my life! Oh how nice it would be to be bored at t...read more

by Jeannine Licata

Recently due to redundancy I seem to have usurped the role of housewife. No longer being able to contribute to the household bills I decided to ease the guilt and alleviate the boredom that even daytime television can't. T...read more

by Dale Gorder

Title "Carpelga" Not that it's any of your business but I'm a four hundred and fifty pound gorgeous female named Carpelga. That's pronounced Carp'elga, accent on the Carp. My parents are both Swedish and they love fish s...read more

by Tiffani Vasquez

Bored? I can't be bored! I have a 2 1/2 year old that loves to sit and watch movies all day or play in her room, and I have a 7 month old that sleeps all the time. SO, what am I left with doing? Sitting and watching mo...read more