Jokes: Cow jokes 6 Articles

by Kevin Guthrie

Cows are a way of life for me, but I'm not a farmer, or a butcher, or a collector of cows. I support a football team called Cowdenbeath and inevitably there is a strong bovine influence on the songs we sing. Before we prog...read more

by Aimee Baddock

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk. Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth? A: De-Calfenated Q: Why don't cows remember what you tell them? A: Because it will just go in...read more

by Pat Lunsford

Jokes about cows are funny. They're humorous animals anyway and putting them in human situations, giving them human personalities, can be hilarious! There were three bulls in a pasture. The first bull said to the secon...read more

by Maurine Moreau

Ten Cow Jokes 1. What did the cow use to get rid of the stain on her carpet? A. Spot re"moo"ver. 2. What did the bull do when he was transferred to another farm? A. He hired a "moo"ving van. 3. What was Els...read more

by Stephen Bate

A little bit of bovine fun! Joke 1 A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through the countryside when she notices some cows "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunc...read more

by Two one three four six six

(Perhaps slightly too long introduction to my joke which {the introduction} is not as funny as the joke at all {or perhaps the humour is on a different level and complements the joke}, but which clarifies the context in wh...read more