Satire: Relationships 19 Articles

by Kayla Chalk

I advanced upon the automatic doors. As they opened I caught a fleeting glimpse of him. My heart fluttered and suddenly I could hear it beating in my ears. My flesh burned with anxiety and desire. This was it. I appro...read more

by Jennibean

Inflate-A-Date I saw the man of my dreams on TV. Yeah, I know you're gonna think I'm crazy, but I don't care. I'm in love. And the best part is, I didn't have to go through all that dating mess and deal with the 'hit...read more

by Susan Biddy

Fried Bologna Breakfast: Many couples have their moment of "Hmmm, what have I gotten myself into," over differences in religion, irritating in-laws, finances, etc. Well our first flash of the "So this is how it is goin...read more

by Alexandra Heep

Nine Circles of Dating Hell A Relationship Inferno Inspired of course by Dante's Inferno, as well as too many phone calls that never came. 1. First circle of Hell - People that market and/or profit from Valentine's ...read more

by Debra Hood

What is it about men? Do they really think that to be woken by something poking them in the back really turns a woman on? He may be proud of his appendage and want to show it off, to have it admired and fussed as often as ...read more

by Sandra Schorning

In the search for love, you can try too hard. A mid-life crisis might lead you to want to pierce everything, spend your life savings on Botox, and give off that 'creepy' predatory vibe...but is it really you? Of course th...read more

by Carmen Henesy

I was in the second month of my surgical rotation as a student nurse. I had often scrubbed with the senior resident, amazed at his incredible skill. I, of course, was delegated to helping hold retractors or handing m...read more

by Raesielen

"We're still gonna go through with this?" I looked up sharply. "Why are you suddenly unsure? It was your idea." "Oh, right. I guess we should start with kissing?" I looked down sharply. "No that's moving a bit fast. H...read more

by Dana Sukontarak

Sometimes, love is nothing but a fat, grazing scapegoat. It takes the blame for many actions that deviate from the original definition and implications. The L-word is overused and abused, pummeled into a meaningless pulp b...read more

by Alex Ry

RATS IN ISRAEL I didn't like that couple at once. They were too pleasant, if you know what I mean. They were loud and greeted everybody with a big fake smile, trying to be cool. The sunshine was good for them, instead o...read more

by Christine G.

Dear Doctor Ursa, I have been dating my current boyfriend for the past year and a half. All my friends are married, and I am dreaming of trading in my bridesmaids' dresses for a wedding dress. He says he will get me a...read more

by Marcia Middleton

Jil. What kind of name is "Jil"? And what the hell happened to her other L? Did she lose it down the drain when she knocked it off the edge of her crisply white sink basin? And if that's the case, doesn't she know that all...read more

by Myrna Writewood

Relationships, they are the best and can be not the best, through good and bad we have so many forms of relationships. We have relationships with our sister's, our friend's or significan other, partner. There are so man...read more

by Krissttina Isobe

Relationships are fun and yet hard at times. You can choose every relationship in this universe except the relationship with your parents. The most important relationship you will have is with your parents. When you stop...read more

by Kimmy Millet

Translations of the Female Language: It's true! Women are crazy, 99.99% anyway.(or maybe this is just the conclusion I have drawn, after thoroughly examining the psyches of the females I am surrounded by,including mysel...read more

by Suzanne Desjardins

Hi there folks, I'm new at this hear game on tha internet, but I'ma gonna give it a try anyways. As u can sees, I ain't all that edumacated, but fer some reason, people back where I come from enjoys my advice callum. Leas...read more

by Janey

My Leap of Faith As I sit at the dinner table I'm reminded a couple of things: one, I'm glad I don't live here anymore and two, I really can't stand my mother's cooking. I'm home, visiting for what seems like the longe...read more

by John Connor

At first the date had gone spectacularly well. George was a true gentleman, he opened all the doors, and pulled her seat out for her. He was full of old world charm. "So, do you have any pets?" George had seemed strange...read more

by -Rakuyou Mitsukai-

That's right, women now see when women get upset with men, they usually say it's because they "can't understand guys" let me give you a little tip, you're got the whole thing bass ackwards Have you ever thought that ma...read more