Satire: Parenting 6 Articles

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by C S Slockbower

Shortly after the birth of my second child, I decided to take a hiatus from my successful career to dedicate time to raising my two daughters, then five years old and eighteen months. Though I could hear the faint chant of...read more

by Catsy Jones

Twenty things I never thought I would have to say in my life, but now have after having three sons, a cat, two birds, and a husband::: 1. "Don't try to stick the baby bottle up the cat's butt, and give it to me, because...read more

by Lora Pfundheller

In today's world, our children face many dangers. Peer pressure encourages children to engage in behaviors that may harm them. One way to ensure your child doesn't follow the crowd is to raise him to be socially awkward. M...read more

by AGW

Motherhood: Sexy It's Not The baby has colic, and has spit on me, pooped on me and peed in my face, all within the last 45 minutes. Sometimes I think it would be easier to just squirt myself in the eye with breast milk...read more

by Christine G.

Dear Dr. Ursa, Help! Our baby sitter canceled at the last minute. We are planning to go to a neighborhood house party. Children are welcome, but our 11- year-old daughter is easily bored and makes sure that we have ...read more

by Aaron Michelle

If a day went by that my children didn't turn into small demons it would seriously be a miracle. My day today consisted of three children running through the house yelling, my 3 year old stripping his clothes off in the p...read more