Helium.com | Satire | Satire: Need http://www.helium.com/knowledge/38915-satire-need.xml Helium.com > Satire > Satire: Need en-us Copyright Helium.com Mon, 05 May 2008 19:39:55 GMT Mon, 05 May 2008 19:39:55 GMT I found out last night that I do not need anything. I repeat, I-NEED-NOTHING. How do I know that I need nothing? Why, it's quite simple really, a f... http://www.helium.com/items/1634203-fortune-cookie-need Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:50:58