Humor: Wildlife 8 Articles

by Tom Sumner

A Wimp in the Wilderness I caught a rattlesnake when I was in California. I had never seen one before. Because of my job, it was up to me to capture the rattling menace and contain it for re-location. It's only rem...read more

by Kenneth Murphy

THE BAPTIST FOX The night of June 3, 2005 was hot, humid, and dry. The drought conditions in East Texas had continued unabated all year. Both man and beast were in search of cool air and w...read more

by Gary Davis

Yeah, wildlife is a wonderful thing. I used to believe that. I was raised in the city, so, all I ever saw were zoo animals, and, sadly most of them had served life sentences; they didn't have much left. It wasn't too l...read more

by Clayton Montgomery

Frank the kangaroo drank smelly juice. He spent his Saturday's sucking off toes, and smelling roses. One day Frank saw a pretty female kangaroo called Julie who also drank smelly juice he was overjoyed! He rushed home t...read more

by Michael Aubrey

On this special day, it was reported not only in my local paper, but all over the world: a lady in Texas found a dead Chupacabra. Up until today, this was a mythical beast whose name translates to 'goat sucker'. Apparently...read more

by J. L. Hutchisson

Driving down the long road to work, I saw an antelope staring at me. It was then that the thought occurred to me that the antelope out number the people in Wyoming. It is almost guaranteed that in one day you will see more...read more

by Jamie Hix

The Humble Puffin Let us consider the humble puffin. A creature of unequivocal grace, the puffin enjoys a fine pipe and the occasional pint. Puffins where also the species hit hardest by the great penguin wars of '86. T...read more

by Caveat

Calling the operator for help was one matter. Moving our hyper dog out of the house after she had awakened me to the danger was another matter. The next was advising family members that we appeared to have a very frighten...read more