Humor: Truth 14 Articles

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by Shyam Saksena

In the Wonderland of Euphemisms! "Humpty Dumpty: When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less. Alice: The question is, whether you can make words mean so many different things. Hum...read more

by times waste

I always get this feeling dropping of my test on my teachers desk as if I'm the type of student that teachers live for, I can see it in his eyes he can't wait to mark my paper, to dip it in red ink and write his shoe size ...read more

by Renda Ashley

My best friend Tracey and I were two wild and crazy 20 something girls living the single life in a "cute" little apartment. (cute in truth meant crowded.) Tracey whipped around town in a used,oxidized Honda Civic that smel...read more

by Ellen Biscardi

I was so incredibly happy the day that we purchased our new (used) car. We were told that our credit was horrible and that we should thank our lucky stars that we were getting such a "great" deal. I was grateful and in a...read more

by Dawn A. of Paradox9.com

Freud said that sometimes a cigar is really just a cigar, I say Freud didn't know what he was talking about. In my life, and in my line of work, hidden meaning flow as free as the Mississippi River. I guess you could say...read more

by James Hess

The Human Race is a full-contact sport Have you ever farted and thought you smelled something burning? It is thoughts like these that kept me out of the better schools. For good reason. I was in the groc...read more

by Nellie Shani

Truth is something that should be modeled by parents. For children to learn to speak the truth, then they must first hear it spoken in their very own homes by their very own parents. We are told that charity starts at home...read more

by Rosemary Marks

Truth is not that great. Not where your family is concerned anyway. Remember that poetry thing "Truth is beauty, beauty, truth"? Hmm, not, I think, true. Not in a family situation anyway. I tried truth at a recent fa...read more

by Kim Everett

Humor: Truth. We all claim to want to know the truth in every situation, but do we really? I think that it actually depends on what that truth is. I sincerely believe that most of us may be guilty of Jack Nicholson...read more

by Larry Jones

Wayne, Me and the motorcycle Wayne Martin is my 2nd cousin, son of my uncle Ross, who is the brother of my grandma Jones. Wayne and I were born 3 days apart in August of 1955. We both grew up together in Cincinnati Ohio...read more

by Sonia Ordoyne

Dear Dr. Warren from E-Harmony, I am cancelling my membership. All of the matches you've sent me suck donkey balls. In fact, they suck the biggest, hairiest donkey balls ever. They gag on the hugeness of said yambag b...read more

by Tammy Folsom

My four year old daughter has a habit of telling those uncomfortable truths that embarrass us parents so much. We were taking my adopted sister to the mall. The closest mall to our home is around 50 miles so we were going ...read more

by Anony Mili

I wrote this in 1998 when I used to attend a writing group once in a while. The group was tasked with writing some short plays with 4 or main 5 characters tackling an ethnic minority issue. I thought I'd try one out with a...read more

by Susan Varden

Bat Aboard This story starts late one night when I was eight months pregnant. My husband was asleep on the couch in front of the TV in our house in Ontario and I was getting ready to go to bed. Restless, I decided th...read more