Humor: Self improvement 17 Articles

by Sarah Flake

So you've never four-wheeled before? No biggie. Here are a few tips to get you started: When your brother-in-law asks if you want to try four-wheeling, give a token sigh of resistance before jumping onboard to try it ...read more

by Toni Laberge

I'm not in the Witness Protection Program or anything like that, but last year, after summer vacation, I thought I would give myself a makeover. I would lose weight; change my hair, my eye wear and my clothing style. I n...read more

by Lorraine Woods

Exercise. Good for your health if you are overweight? I am beginning to wonder! I have been overweight for years, but now I have got to the ripe old age of 40 yes, the BIG 40, I think it is time to sort myself out....read more

by Ladymermaid

"Alas but if only he had managed to acquire a domestic partner", he moans. "Ha ha, very funny", I reply. It seems that his theory on life and living is that he must find a woman to care for him before he perishes, alone an...read more

by Debby Peebles

Self improvement Hooray. This has to be every body's favorite hobby and the national sport of every country in the world. NOT. Self improvement takes work, self-control, will power, dedication, determination and not bei...read more

by Heidi Marie Fleetfoot

I have improved my garden, my house, my dogs behavior, (I had to because he kept wiping his face on the wall after dinner) and now I have decided to improve whats left. This is, of course, myself. Now, I can't afford a ...read more

by Gail Finn

"Boy or girl?" Huh? I stared at my questioner quizzically. Did I look androgynous? "Boy or girl," she repeated indicating my stomach. "Oh, no," I laughed. "I must have eaten too much at the buffet." I was sh...read more

by Christy Lane Woynar

Tofurky. That's what my friend Staci says she makes on Thanksgiving, (and from my understanding, this wanna-be-bird is actually a brand name blob of tofu molded into a turkey shape). I'm sorry, but slash my jugular with...read more

by Mr. Impossible

So, you're the next Donald Trump aren't you? Maybe the next Oprah Winfrey? You're going to be swimming in money. That's...after you pay for your house...and car...and the huge bundle of Lacoste clothing you bought yesterda...read more

by Lyle Chicago

How to Do a Daffy The daffy is one of the easiest rolls to learn, yet it is considered one of the most important. There are three types of daffy: a full daffy, a partial daffy, and an impartial daffy, which is no...read more

by Susan B

Saying No I've remembered why saying no is so difficult. People cannot, in this day, accept the word no. Whether it be a sales person, a co-worker, a boss, a parent, a friend or a complete stranger, it is nearly impos...read more

by kimsmiles

Self Improvement - Dieting Have you ever been discouraged with weight loss? Do you give up after the first week? I have had a constant battle with dieting since my last pregnancy. I really hate to sa...read more

by GeLioPhoBiA

Mind:WellWellWellSee who's awaken up? Heart: (Yawning) I've had a very tirin' night yesterday Mind:MmmI did have a more tirin' day today Heart: Would you please stop thinkin' dat you're da only organ workin' in da...read more

by Jason Young

You may have heard of it? "The Secret" Men don't want to talk about it because they would probably have to admit that they watched Oprah. People who use it are annoying because... well they have all of the stuff they want ...read more

by Lily A. Thorns

In order to improve oneself, you must first be able to find your faults. Not an easy task to identify your own faults. To start with my own, the list is long, I'll just hit the highlights. Stretch marks, hair color, fat ...read more

by Allaina

Humour does really make energy levels rise, with a sense of humour you can admit to your mistakes, at the same time make people laugh without being told off for being silly. In every day life I always look for humour somew...read more

by Gina Barr

Ask Farley Jane McDanjurus Dear Farley Jane: I'm a professional. I work 10 hour days and I work out at the gym 3 times a week. My problem is that I don't have enough time for myself. I go home, there stand 3 kids ...read more