Humor: Revenge 17 Articles

by Thomas Russell

Let me be brutally honest. I'm a catch. Given a choice between Brad Pitt on his best day and me on my worst day, I still win hands down. At least that's what my mom tells me. I'm a virile 29-year-old divorce', sporting ...read more

by David Alday

"At some point you're going to be called on to 'represent your clique'." "This, I do not understand." "You don't understand any of it, Jacques, that's why you asked me. Although, really, you should have asked someone...read more

by SM Vargo

It's a bit of a cliche to hate your boss. Movies have been made, songs have been sung, and books have been published featuring the unscrupulous, unethical boss who prefers to use your shoulders to stand upon while receivi...read more

by Suleman Jj

At one point in my child hood I met my first bully. I didn't know what to expect. At the time I was playing a game we used to call B-Ball. I was kind of new to the whole "threatening" thing, since I was still just the inno...read more

by del lobo

Swinging Pigs He had been quite persistent about making his delivery and nothing I said to him over the phone could change his mind. you could store it in the freezer overnight, it will not affect the tissue ...read more

by Georgina Highfield

I was young and i craved revenge. A five year old being bullied in the street, Jack and Abby were waiting for me to come outside. I only wanted to play with my favrourite ball, rainbow ball i remember calling it. The olde...read more

by Colin Hardersen

Hashish the Clown Johnny Burkes is a boy who loves circuses, he loves clowns, and he especially loves Hashish the Clown. In fact he is quite adamant about his love for Hashish the Clown. Johnny's mother is well aware of...read more

by Eve Redstone

Revenge is one of the ultimate tools in a successful marriage, along side word perfect total recall of ten year old conversations. Go on you know at some time you have said to your husband, " But honey, last time we talked...read more

by Susan Thrower

Shame on me! I was only fourteen and hated my younger brother. He always got the biggest apple and the most bacon. He was a spoiled brat! I was daughter number three of seven and HE was the first born son (of two) and much...read more

by Jerry Curtis

The Athlete Myrtle was a big girl. At six foot three inches and 185 pounds, she was a vision of largeness. The other kids would laugh and laugh at her during class time, and it made Myrtle feel very, very sad. One gi...read more

by Amy Brust

My husband was a bartender and stayed out after the bar closed to hang out with his friends, usually at Joe's house. He didn't feel the need to come straight home, I was in bed for the night. I didn't have a reason to mis...read more

by Junes become July

Death of the Banker We open on battle. Only two men and one grotesque creature are left standing, fighting fiercely. One of our men is tall, dark and unbelievably gorgeous, the other, packed with, and with hair that is ...read more

by Jessie McLuckie

It was raining when the attack finally came. Four shots echoed through the stillness of the day. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! SQUASH! What was that?! The satyr lived alone in an abandoned shack, just off the corner of Smi...read more

by tinaadams

Ah, revenge... my favourite subject. Now where should I begin? The best kind of revenge must make you laugh. Bitter twisted revenge is no good. Let's face it if someone has bugged you enough for you to want revenge do you ...read more

by menthol mare

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but when you want revenge it is steaming, boiling, roasting 1000 degree hot! My best revenge on a lying cheat of an ex boyfriend began many years ago. The whole episode lasted about ...read more

by T. Sunshine Love

Making Porn So, here's a fun game to play sometime... Meet a guy in school, move in with him right away, fight for 6 months over a preexisting medication issue that everyone knew about up front, break up over it, but...read more

by Jo-Anne Sieppert

HONEY HONEY HONEY will you please help me I'd plea but instead you would just turn up the TV I have tried being nice and asking you kindly alas you continue to turn your head blindly so let me put this in such a wa...read more