Humor: Relationships 73 Articles

by Maureen Barnes

HIRE MOM SHE WORKS FOR FREE My oldest son had discovered the wonderful world of money, and the things it could buy. For a while he was satisfied with his allowance, but the older he got the more money he wanted. Tha...read more

by Greg Monroe

Why did God create the animal system as He did and then allow man and woman to be so vastly different? It has often been said, God must have a wonderful sense of humor considering some of the people he allowed to get toget...read more

by Marie Finelli

There once was a little girl named Sarah Eskimo. She was a short little dwarf of a person. Practically a tater-tot! Sarah had a little friend named Paul Alkaline. He was a lot taller than Sarah and more gangster than she. ...read more

by Stella Lenore

So your boyfriend is a lying cheater... WAIT! Let's jump on the euphemism train before it leaves the station so we are not stuck in his city of memory. * So you've stepped in a wad of gum. Your instinct is to tr...read more

by Andrew Jantzer

Down and to the Right Whenever my family set up the screen and projector and plowed through the several hundred 35mm slides that is the record of my infancy, the photo of my father's feet was one of my favorites. It was ...read more

by Liz Rettig

Dating Guide Ever wished you could really understand the opposite sex? Here's a quick and easy guide for guys and gals. Girls Guide to Guys 1.Guys like girls who are have perfect figures, gorgeous faces and are ...read more

by Crystal Day

Lane clicked her tongue slightly on the roof of her mouth and cleared her throat loudly, as she stood next to one of the back tables that only had one occupant. When she finally had the boy's attention, she smiled her swee...read more

by Carl Megill

I feel at this time, fellow husbands, that I should warn you about a situation that can only be defined as the most horrendous and horrific scenario imaginable to the married man. (Not counting the dream where you w...read more

by Jerrod Clark

Long before I found out that my ex-wife's only real talent in this world is picking a good lawyer, I was madly in love with her. To me she was the greatest thing since sliced bread and canned meat. It was a few weeks b...read more

by Chuck Hamilton

FRENCH QUARTERED It was definitely a case of road kill on the Love Turnpike. For the metaphor-averse out there, I'm just saying that it was a good old fashioned, "gimme-my-CDs-back, cancel-the-cruise-reservati ons, ...read more

by Susan Cain

Fabulous Beginnings Dear Abby: Here's what girls want. How's that for a starter? Girls want to be swept off their feet. Girls want to be wanted. Girls want for men to love them crazy style. Girls DO NOT ...read more

by Sophie London

Outie bellybuttons scare me a little. I dated a guy who had an outie once. The first time I saw it I practically screamed. It was huge. I mean, this thing looked like an appendage. I almost ran out the door, it was that mu...read more

by Susan Biddy

Opposites Attract: It's a good rule when dating, but when two people marry, it becomes something that should warrant new legislation: the "Opposites Attract" law, stating that anyone who marries under this pretense has...read more

by Emma McFagen

ON-LINE DATING They always ask. It doesn't matter if we are at church or a school event or if we are having people over for dinner. We know it is coming and yet I am never prepared. "How did you meet?" It's like fingern...read more

by Debra Ostrom

I cannot see it myself, but I am sure it is there, visible to all to see but me, the "S" on my forehead. The "S" stands for many things, depending on the given situation at the time, sucker, stupid, sauced, I could go on a...read more

by Rita A. Pease

Un-Invited Guests I sure hope that my Resident does'nt go and adopt another little friend like she did late last spring. It started one morning at our breakfast table when we were all being annoyed by this pest...read more

by Chelsea Cooper

Knight in Shoddy Armor The knight in shining armor. Is there any symbol more recognizable to a lonely woman? Movies, books, television, even our own imaginations paint a vivid picture of the perfect man. He's sweet, he's...read more

by Tierney O'Hara

The Mother-in-law Gene I believe that every woman born has a mother-in-law gene. Every infant baby girl is born with all the eggs she will ever have, but besides this biological truth, maybe even near the eggs, is the ...read more

by Maggie Louie

Minutia: Seldom is it the big things that make and break our hearts, but rather a multitude of small, seemingly insignificant ones: the minutia The White Rabbit "I'm late I'm late, for a very important date" TWR (...read more

by Northsage

Years and years ago, I used to tell this joke to co-workers and afterward I would watch jaws drop when they realized they'd been had. I called it my "time delay joke." It went like this: I kept hearing about a co-wo...read more