Awakened at an ungodly hour of the morning left me little reason to be in good humor but that dang phone wasn't going to stop ringing by itself. "Rick, old buddy is that you"? "No,...it's my idiot twin brother, two t...read more
by Rex Coker
In Washington DC at the White House dinner party, Bill Clinton and John McCain were talking about John's young wife Cindy. Bill wanted to know how John satisfied his much younger wife in bed? John pulled Bill way over to t...read more
by D.M.
With the election drawing near, the tension between the political parties in America is heightening. Democrat versus Republican versus Independant (if he's really lucky...or he has the best hair...) versus (insert vaguely ...read more
by Renda Ashley
"I got 4 Republicans, 6 Democrats and 3 undecided. What'd you get, Annie?" Ignoring her, I continued talking into the phone, "Really? I like long walks on the beach too! Your ex girlfriend did what? I can't believe tha...read more
It is apartment 3-B and the name on the lease reads, Mrs. Winifred Cuthbert. Winnie, as she's known to friends and family, is a dowager. A widow, entitled as such back in 1974 when her husband of 17 years ran off with h...read more
by Ralph Oden
Answering a call to panic The time for quiet, passive fear appears to be drawing to a close. And while stomach-churning disbelief worked as a solution for a while, a more therapeutic plan is needed to guide us into an u...read more
Ever since the invention of the television, the process by which we Americans choose our next President has become more and more like a beauty pageant. The first evidence of this appeared during the political campaigns of ...read more
by Tony Vavlas
The Politics of Girl Scout Cookies....... So I'm out at one of our local home improvement centers picking up supplies for my Spring remodeling project. In the front of the store I am approached by 3 very cute and polite...read more
Well, what can I say that has not already been said about politicians? Well just about anything really, as they do fall under the genre of just about any subject, trying to get their points across as all knowing beings. It...read more
by Diane Quinn.
Why is it that holding an opinion in this country is a lot like walking around holding a stick of dynamite? All it takes is a heated conversation and it will explode right in your face. I refuse to discuss religion or p...read more
Well, it's election season again and it looks like we Americans have a pretty interesting set of choices. We want candidates who will do what's right for America, and who will answer tough questions. Questions like: what e...read more
by Roy Blokker
HOW TO FIX AN ELECTION Now that the primary season has come to a close and we have both presumptive nominees, it is time to take a look at the process and throw it out. It is time to make elections safe for democracy. ...read more
A Dollars Political Two Sense In my shower I write poetry ten handed poetry two fingered poetry poetry with dirty feet and no where to go there are dollar signs tattooed on my forehead and I have a headache I ...read more
It is to the greatest degree of regret that today's world is plagued by terror. But it is a fact of life and it is, in its fullest extent, undeniable. Several times has our world attempted to eradicate this plague and se...read more
Dubya and Zimbabwe. Nicolas Sarkozy and Gordon Brown are visiting George Bush to discuss the situation in Zimbabwe. NS Bonjour, monsieur le prsident. Dubya Hi, there, Nick. And who's this? GB Gordon, Mr. Presi...read more
How did it all start? I really can't answer that. All I know at this point is that my cute little black cat, Ms Kitty Kitty Kitty, is now in Washington, D.C. where she went having somehow been elected to Congress from my d...read more
Meet Richard Cheney, all bull, no horns. When it comes to dishonesty, Mr. Cheney wrote the book. All truth be told, it's more of an instructional manual really, aptly titled The Art of Untruth, a Practitioners Guide to...read more
I don't like politics in general or politicians in particular. I must admit, though, that politicians are good for something; they're good for a chuckle. It amuses me, for example, when a politician complains about anoth...read more
You can't write this stuff GOP 08' With a plethora of presidential candidates one would hope their was at least one single rock to place our flag waving, gun bearing, and tax cutting hopes in. Sadly, it's harder to co...read more
by Rob O'Hannon
Attention America! This is your wake up call! I, the great Robo, am about to share my view of politics! So drop your clocks and grab your socks, and be ready to be amazed and enlightened! Let's start with the Democratic...read more
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