Disclaimer: The author intends the following essay to be satirical in nature; however, most of the details are factual. Please read it tongue-in-cheek, and know that any names mentioned have been replaced with fictional ...read more
by Scott Crisp
Note: This is a work of fiction. However, I will say that the character Jimmy Thompson does have some good ideas. To whom it may concern: If you are reading this, I am dead. The question of pallbearers is usually an af...read more
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