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Humor: Materialism 8 Articles

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    by Jack Deal

    Like many other Americans I was once a slave to stuff. I had more than I needed. No more. I owe my enlightenment to being junk dealer. I have to come clean and admit that I dealt with pallets, pickups, box vans and even wa...read more

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    by Joyce Menyasz

    It's Official; I'm A.D.O.S. After much internet research, I have come up with a diagnosis for a very serious condition that I suffer from: ADOS. The scientific name for this sickness is Attention Deficit. . . Oooo, Spar...read more

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    by Linda Ann Nickerson

    More! Everybody wants the best, Makes them stand out from the rest; Man, we've got to keep abreast, By materialism, oppressed. Fashions, furs, and fancy things, Baubles, bangles, shiny rings; Just like puppets, ...read more

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    by Aleister Pinkbelly

    Scientists Discover Mutation Responsible For Aversion To Retarded Pop-Culture Crap - Over the last half century they've walked amongst us while taking different forms, these hippies, beats, punks, goths, intellectuals,...read more

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    by Tom Tafoya

    Happy Mother's Day. What do you get for the woman who pretty much has everything? Over the years, this problem has become an exercise in perpetuity. I called my mom to try and get an idea of what I should get her as I h...read more

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    by BJ Haring

    Things a women can look forward to at Fiftyish.... You need an extension on your arms to read the newspaper Your now referred to as "that older women" Where you once drove an SUV you now drive a PT Cruiser becau...read more

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    by PamPDILL

    My Thoughts On Being Poor When I was 15 months old my mother died. She was 34 years old and I was child number eight, number nine died with her in childbirth. My life was not like the movie "Annie" but it was a movie j...read more

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    by Nadine Sellers

    Life of a Sweater Imagine with me the trajectory of one given sweater; from material to disposal. Fabric, be it animal or vegetal, (please allow me some discretion in choosing naturals). I fancy myself to be an org...read more

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