Humor: Life 355 Articles

by Tammy Attama

The Intruder The rain pounded ferociously at my window, and the thunder clapped fearsomely as I opened my eyes just a peek. "Uuuhhh," I groaned, pulling the blanket completely over me. Boom! I slid the comforter down my...read more

by Sonia Gannam

"Sonia!" my brother Spencer called from somewhere behind me. "What?" I hollered back. "Bring me some toilet paper," he screeched in a strained voice. "No, I'm watching Saved By the Bell. Get it yourself!" I screamed. ...read more

by S. Nunley

Court, the original "c" word. I got a traffic ticket and had to appear at my scheduled court date to contest it. I took off work and made my way downtown to the courthouse. After going through the initial metal detecto...read more

by Linda Braymiller

SHOPPING SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT! The day after Thanksgiving is considered to be the biggest shopping day of the year. It's also known as Black Friday. That's probably because thousands of people come out to stand ...read more

by Cassandra Martz

Easter Eve's Camping Death It was a beautiful spring evening on the night before Easter. Wes, Darla, Candy and Kevin were already setting up camp. Casey, Aaron, Alexis, and Rascal had just arrived. Casey carefully pull...read more

by William Johnston

Spine-Tingling Once again, I find myself lying on the floor with the wind knocked out of me. My first course of action in these cases is usually to determine how someone else is at fault in this case, the blame lies ...read more

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by Tsing Tao

I was over the age of forty and, although I didn't realize it at the time, I was beginning to feel just a bit of a mid-life crisis coming on. I had recently bought a new suit which required alterations before I could we...read more

by Miss D Charnia

Humor: Life Several years ago a friend and I went on a trip. On the way to our destination, we spent one night at a casino. Now what you need to know, is I was still trying to impress this guy. We walked around, play...read more

by Zoe Doss

Ice Skating The Danes in my class are very sheltered. They know all there is to know about Denmark, right down to the last slice of rye bread, but nothing about the US, except for whatever they learn from MTV. So when I...read more

by David Ireland

This story is a real life account of trip that was undertaken by a friend of a friend in Australia a few short years ago. Bill, a single man in his mid sixties was a t a bit of a loose end so he decided to travel by car...read more

by Eric Kabakoff

In a normal week, I work out at the gym 3-4 times a week. Okay, so maybe it's more like 2-3, but I digress. Since I have a job that keeps me deskbound much of the day, I hit the gym after work during the big rush hour. The...read more

by Natasha Hartsfield

The Human Race I once read a Brazilian novel called "The Passion According to G.H", in which an upper-class woman finds a cockroach in the maid's bedroom. G.H means genero humano, Portuguese for human race. G.H is the ...read more

by Lloyd Freestone

Humor in Pain I don't know when it started, but I laugh at pain and I have for a long time. I guess I really started to notice it one day when we were having a family gathering at my sister's place. As we all sat around...read more

by Kevin Kong

Today I'd like to share with you all, an amusing story that my friend narrated to me. This is a true story, and I will use his exact words to give a recount. SAM'S STORY I want to quote something that I believe so pa...read more

by Amy Jo

PASS THE BATON Part of rearing a child today is preaching to them to make good choices. So, how are we supposed to innately know good from bad choices? There a few basics: hot versus cold, pee before bed, smell the mi...read more

by Mick Wilkinson

No man is an island. Though at times it would really help you out of an embarrassing situation. Really bad looking underwear should, for example, come with a clear consumer warning. I was nine and owned the ugliest blu...read more

by Samantha Bloom

It was one of those days, you know? When you step in front of your closet and you decide that you have absolutely nothing to wear. We all have been there! You know exactly what I am talking about. You sift through jeans an...read more

by Leslie Griffin

The following is the true account of the urban legend, "The Great Toilet Caper" of Gainesville, FL, and the life lesson I learned from it. When I was 19, I wanted to experience living on my own and moved to Gainesville,...read more

by Lisa Legere

It was close to midnight in March, it was raining and had been raining most of the day. We were tired. Not only tired, but dog tired, we had just finished packing for a camping trip in the Great Smokey's. The luggage was ...read more

by CT Waterhouse

Holy shit, I'm drunk. It's my day off. Or...one of my days off. A Thursday. Or whatever. As I take attack upon my keyboard, I don't really have much to say in terms of another socio-political rant. I'm also tired o...read more