by Nellie Shani
The life-time ambition of many Africans (I am one) is to one day travel to the land of plenty. This land is a "pie in the sky" that could be Australia, Singapore, Ireland or America. What does it matter? As long as you are...read more
by Pamela Stine
THE CONTEST "Poems wanted! Send today! $10,000.00 giveaway! If you're a poet, enter your verse - But remember to keep it terse . . . 25 lines or less" How can they ask a poet who cares To limit the length of ...read more
by Taylor Shay
Random Stuff That Makes You Go, "What, What?" Why is it that, on a perfectly beautiful, sunny day, able-bodied people back up traffic behind them in the parking lot while they wait for a car to pull out of a parking spo...read more
by Beck Tomlin
There is a whole lot to be said for laughter - I'll say this: Laughter is a fabulous thing and it really does wonders for the human body. I am afraid of people who are reluctant to laugh or smile even; and I've seen thos...read more
See I be like a x-men, but I bees a superhero who posseses superpowers of poetry "When I was just a wittle P in the pod, my mother was stwuck by a alien pencil and the led traveled to her pwacenta and they intertwined, m...read more
My life as a woman? Recently I accompanied my wife, Tonia, to Dillards' (one of those overpriced yuppie, trendy department stores) to do a bit of shopping. I soon found myself in the ladies makeover area. OH, MY! Now th...read more
Funny Catch Phrases of Bosses For those of us that have been in the work force for a number of years, I am sure can identify with some of the funny catch phrases bosses have. There are always the battles ...read more
by Rae Moreau
I jog to the elevators quickly, glancing around. Good. No one's looking. I round the corner and take the steps to the elevator two at a time and then...OH No! The doors are closing. I can't wait for it to come back. I pick...read more
Scholars said there wasn't a word that rhymes with month But I am smarter than "they" are. Schmonth, as it happens, does rhyme with month: month, schmonth. Feel free to borrow from me the word schmonth try it out in ...read more
by J. Rentas
Bobby Booshay decides to make a very important telephone call that will change his life around for the better. So he picks up the telephone and begins to dial the numbers. Someone answers the telephone call at the othe...read more
Laughter, they say that laughter is the best medicine, it's good hear the sound of laughter, it's like music to your ears. When you hear a child's laughter it's the free feeling of youth. It brings a smile to you, light...read more
A lot of people don't know this about me, but I used to be a stand up comedian. Really, it's true. And even though I was drunk to the point of falling over most of the time, I still say that I was a good stand up comed...read more
There are all kinds of laughter. There is the belly laugh, the giggle, the titter, the chuckle. If you can get one of those out of another human, it is therapy for the both of you. If we tried to see the humor in all thing...read more
DON'T MESS WITH BIG MOMMAS CHICKS One day one my friends was telling me about his neighbors helper who was out mowing his yard which was located around some wooded area. While mowing he came across some baby chicks loca...read more
Sleeping in Tucson As I gently cast my fly line toward the rippling waters, a beautiful ten pound Rainbow Trout rose majestically to engulf my hand tied crappie dry fly, I applied just the right amount of pressure to ...read more
by Marlin Pine
Let's start right off with."I hate wearing a tie." I wonder if there is anyone in this civilized world that actually likes to have their Adam's apple stuck halfway down by the knot. And yet, society dictates that a tie w...read more
by Gary Davis
There is only one true laughter. Everything else is fraudulent. There is the fake smile. This is easily identifiable because it looks like the person is having a gas problem...it really only uses half the mouth. If you...read more
I watched and watched then I broke down and saw my Dr. and got Viagra. Told to tske pill an hour before . Remember first time wife said be home in an hour,took the pill and wait...read more
by Tony Kirk
My rant, not for the weak of heart, Vol. I This rant should not be read by those whom are Democrats, Old, Stoopid, or Midgets. Begin Rant: 1. Democrats. I hate Democrats. Hate is a strong word. Perhaps despi...read more
by J. Love
I have always had a... um, fondness, for female breasts. Am I a boob man? Heck, I'm THE Boob Man. Little ones, big ones, BIGGER ones, real, fake-it don't hardly matter. Just gimme boobies, boobies, and more boobies. Bo...read more
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