Humor: Fantasy 73 Articles

by J. M. Naydol

AND THEN THE PIG FLEW An extremely indignant look spread across John's face as he stared at the man standing before him. "Me? Join you? When pigs fly, jerk!" A pig chose that moment to fly past. John looked up. ...read more

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by Steve Healey

Dear Diary "In the year 2525, If man is still alive. If woman can survive, they may find." - "In the year 2525", Zager and Evans May 5, 2042 Dear Diary: Darn. The Profanity Patrol caught me again. I was just riding...read more

by Jo Vonbargen

Feet were on Leapover Broom's mind as he padded about the kitchen gingerly, putting Mulie's breakfast on the humping tray. The kitchen was cold, though it was warm outdoors. It made him feel ruttish. And so begins Broom...read more

by John Mcmahon

wishing his way down the wing It was a new stall at the market, Adam knew this because in all the years his dad had been bringing him here, He'd never set eyes on it or the strangely dressed little Chinese owner before....read more

by L. Beall

I am at home first thing in the morning. I am waking up from falling asleep on the couch. I am shaking. No I am not scared; I am in the mist of a beautiful dream. The shaking is actually being caused by the vibration of...read more

by C. Mackenzie

Belcher of Blades "Ginger ale is a well-known household remedy for minor stomach ailments", is what my doctor told me when I went into his office for the fourth time that week. He said that there was nothing 'conclusive...read more

by Scott Ingram

Alien Among Us Gaz looked out the window of the spaceship and sighed. The glass showed the sparkle of all the stars whizzing by, yet he could only concentrate on the weird figure he saw before him in his reflection. H...read more

by Dan Cartwright

The fat elf listened; hanging on Kellerman's every word. Speaking of Sannara's famed necklace would catch anyone's interest, especially that of the elven kind. They prided themselves on producing items from the earth in th...read more

by Gurmeet Mattu

The great hall rang with a thousand voices. Burning torches around the walls cast dancing shadows as the great throng moved around. The air was rich with the smell of spilled beer and roasted ox meat. Tables were thumpe...read more

by Sonia Ordoyne

HOW TO MAKE A HORROR FILM After extensive study, I've concocted a fail-safe recipe for assembling a top quality horror film that will be grossly over-rated and hugely popular with the pre-teen adolescent crowd. Firs...read more

by Duane Gundrum

King Nekka and the Fruity Things It happened a long time ago in a kingdom on the far side of the world. Well, actually, it wasn't that long ago; come to think of it, it was pretty recently if I remember correctly. But...read more

by writer 'd'

Monkey hero Chimpy was a clumsy monkey with a dream of becoming a hero that could change the world. His heart's desire was to save other monkeys and be the strongest monkey of them all. Poor Chimpy would swing from the ...read more

by Marie Tomas

It all began eons ago, when the god, Cupid, decided to market h is brand new product, "Love" and marched his little naked butt into Horace Greedy. a well-known entrepreneur's, office. "What can I do for you?" asked Mr. Gr...read more

by Garland Matlock

Not so many years ago, when I was a young man, I had occasion to attend a social event consisting, mainly of friends and family. Well, the occasion was really a Halloween party down to the American legion. For not having a...read more

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by Ramanathan Krishnamurthy

PSYCHIC POWER - Though belated, a happy 2008 to all the helium family members. On this occasion I would like to invoke the thoughts of wise men from a bygone era: ...read more

by K. A. Laity

Dear Friend: As a visitor to Wonderland in the past, you are truly among our most treasured friends. It is the enthusiasm for whimsy such as yours that spurs us to continue to provide perplexing chaos for which we are ...read more

by porfle

ON THE HOOF "Hey, cows!" shouted Farmer Shapiro. The cows in the pasture raised their heads sluggishly and looked in his general direction. "Cows! Oh, cows!" The cows squinted at the hazily familiar f...read more

by Stephen Blevins

A "666" STEP PROGRAM The powdered donuts tasted like ashes in my mouth, the coffee weak and lukewarm. Wiping my chin with the cheap, one-ply napkins provided, I sat my unwanted snack aside and made my way slowly to t...read more

by K Snow

GOOD ISN'T NECESSARILY "GOOD" What? You think it's easy being good all the time? Heck no! See? Right there is an example! I can't even let go with a good swear now and then. And believe you me, there are times I'd like ...read more

by P.S. Sampson

Never Eat Pop-tarts for Breakfast. There are some rules that we should all live by. Never stay up until two in the morning to write a paper, because it will never turn out well. Never let your pet chinchilla sleep in ...read more