Humor: Dreams 17 Articles

by Heather Hetzler

I was frantically looking for my check card and it was nowhere to be found. So odd, because I always keep it in the same place always. In a panic, I went ahead and called the bank to report the card stolen I just couldn...read more

by C F Tinney

I had the strangest dream the other night. I dreamed that I was a hot dog. This, in itself, is not too crazy. However, when Republican John McCain, disguised as a Hormel chili can, began shouting at me "I am a real cons...read more

by Laureen Manera

WEIRDEST DREAMS Some people will say that your dreams have meaning. Either they represent something, or they help you sort out your problems. That may be true. For them. For me, however, my dreams seem mainly to exist ...read more

by Brianna Poulsen

It's a beautiful day, the sky is purple, and the houses are all from the eighteenth century, and you're going for a leisurely drive in your shopping cart. You pull over to the side of the road to have a much needed...read more

by Pamela Tremblay

As a sleep walking, talking, Technicolor dreamer, I enjoy a rich alternate reality after dark. In my dreams, I have been a soldier rescuing Jews from concentration camps, a world-class skateboarder, and a spy sabotaging c...read more

by Marsha Sigman

They had to repeat my name. I still did not think I heard correctly. I saw my stunned face on the big screen before I stood up. The Oscar for Best Screenplay was mine and they wanted me to come up and accept it. With tear...read more

by Terry Mckee

Sleep Talking Last night I dreamt one quadrant of my teeth fell out, the lower right. I sat up in bed, holding the displaced teeth, mostly molars, and stared at them in disbelief. Fearing that I couldn't stop the rest f...read more

by Pissara Umavijani

To fulfill one dream is to satisfy life. We were born, naturally, to this body as a male or a female. However, there are people that dream of changing their sex and actually make it happen. These people usually keep dreami...read more

by Kent Richards

The following is a discussion I recently had with my doctor. "What does it mean if I dream every night, Doctor?" "Well, to be honest with you, Mr. Richards; it sounds like your electrochemical impulses are creating rando...read more

by Shawna Wilkins

My dreams are always choppy and changing plots and characters constantly. I never understand them and always wake up incredibly confused. I think probably the craziest dream i've ever had was a few years ago. I was stan...read more

by Allie Waters

It was 3am when Nicolas Cage woke in a cold sweat, beads of salty moisture collecting between his generous pectorals and dripping deliciously to disappear beneath the damp sheets wrapped around his waist. He looked...read more

by Tom Karlin

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you think you are awake? I mean one of those freaky dreams where you think you are awake and then try to move your limbs and find out you can't? What is it with those dreams anyw...read more

by Feng Long

Day Before Today Yesterday night, a giant cockroach busted inside my room through the window and ate my computer. Its coffee coloured shell displayed an aura of random menace. Its antennas, long, thin, moving unpredict...read more

by Jeremy Orbell

Today I shall be talking to you about dreams but before you ask, I'm not referring to that weird stuff you remember from your night's slumber that makes you question your sanity. You know what I'm talking about - the dream...read more

by Natalie Alabama

"I have a dream....." Oh, not that kind of dream? Sorry. Fine, here's one that'll put a stitch in your side. I woke up early on the morning of my math exam to get some extra studying done. Naturally, I couldn't st...read more

by Steven West

Have you every dreamed of being the most power person on the planet? Well frankly I haven't. When it comes to power, my light bulb dimmed a long time ago. However, I did dream about being the wisest person in the world. Ac...read more

by Lana Evans

Here is a wacky tale based on a dream I had a couple of nights ago. I put it in a short story format. It's about, well; Once upon a time there was a foot.It was neither a boy or a girl. I was just a foot. It was raised ...read more