Humor: Confusion 13 Articles

by Michael Stone

I have IMS. Don't fret. I'm hoping to be able to cope with Intermittent Memory Syndrome. Yes, it's that ghastly condition whereby a seemly normal, healthy individual, inexplicably can't remember something said only a...read more

by poppop

After reading an article on the subject of confusion, I was delighted to find out that there is a name for this condition that I live in. One Helium author called it Intermittent Memory Syndrome which seems to fit my condi...read more

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by Candy Jules

Confusion: I thought that was an everyday thing. I spent a third of my life getting here, another third trying to remembering how I got here, and the last third trying to figure out how to get out. The older I get, the...read more

by Judy Furniss

My name is Johnny. I was five years old when my two mommies adopted me. My mom's name is Mary and my other mom's name is Sue. They shared the responsibility of taking care of me. They signed me up for soccer and ballet. ...read more

by Ann Moss

First Job Interview One of the most nerve racking and most confusing day is the very first job interview, mine was no exception. I can still remember my first job interview with a large communications company like it w...read more

by Rob O'Hannon

The state of "Confusion" is well known to students of philosophy, and beloved by fans of "Star Trek: Enterprise", where Vulcans in cat suits giving body rubs to other crew members was par for the course. If you wish to ...read more

by Violet Fortune

People exhibit confusion when met with outstanding stress. The human brain is designed to take note of patterns, but when the stress is turned up too high, the brain registers relative pandemonium. Stress simply happens ho...read more

by Chris Bowen

Finally I am no longer alone! I too suffer from IMS though I and all those I am associated with have always referred to it as CRS. We are simple rednecks though so such intelligent medical terms as that are a bit be...read more

by Mr. Period

There is a quote on the wall where I work from a well known American business person. He, before he acquired his billions, worked in the restaurant business and he noticed that it was similar to a circus, if only one...read more

by porfle

One day I was sitting at the computer, googling pictures of Mickey Dolenz, when suddenly I looked out the screen door and spotted a short, middle-aged bald man running around my house in his underwear. I ran out onto ...read more

by K. Mulroney

Sewer Lid Slip shot Sam and I were sitting on a slimy sewer lid just chillin' while grillin' with Wee Willin and The Boys. When out of nowhere a werewolf wearing sportswear pounced with a bounce ten feet high slamm...read more

by Firdous

"I'll Call You" I'm going to try this mind telepathy one more time. Closing my eyes...picturing his face...repeating only his name. Now if he could just pick up on my thoughts...Nope, phone's still not ringing. Maybe I'...read more

by Debra Snider

I tend to forget that I have a credit card that racks up "thank you" points when I use it. As a result, I end up with thousands of points that can be used to procure things like vacuum cleaners and restaurant gift certific...read more